Jairen's Agony Column

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by Jairen, Jul 25, 2005.

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  1. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    Hey all, I'm now offering my services as the new FF-UK:M Agony Uncle. Please feel free to post your concerns and feelings in this thread, and I will attempt to offer you some sage, and occasionally humourous, advice. :D
  2. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh][face_laugh][face_laugh]

    I burst out laughing when I saw this thread! Hello Trisha!

    If you carry on J you will end up being known worldwide!!!!

    As for concerns....you know mine....so do u have any advice to give me oh wise and powerful one? [face_praying]
  3. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    Only what I've already said on the MSN mate. Have you read that bloody novel yet? ;)
  4. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    I havent recieved you reply on msn mate! and i think the novel is finished yes although may need some tweaking and im hoping the ending can be rewritten! :D
  5. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    If you want me to remove or blank any parts of this reply, let me know Tom.
  6. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    No tis cool dude afterall this is an agony aunt thread! but i really do appreciate the advice buddy thanks so much! helps me to see it from her point of view too! thank you sooo agony unlce J!
  7. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    If I dare spoke of my troubles, I would go on for so long that someone might want to shut me up, so just hand me the sage instead. ;)


    Phil, don't you have enough on your hands already and now your offering advice!?!
  8. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    Que? Enough on my hands? Enough what, soap, jello, jam? :p
  9. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Lately I've had a burning sensation when I urinate?

    Do you think it could be an STD or should I stop peeing into the campfire?
  10. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    Hmm, well considering your lifestyle, I'd say stop peeing into the campfire, you nutter! :p :D

    STD? Don't you have to have sex to get them, hence the S part? :p
  11. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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  12. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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  13. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    I'm praying for you, Wendy.

    You're number 16. :p
  14. Happy Ninja Jedi Grand Master

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    Ouch! I think you just got *****-slapped, Joe! [face_laugh]
  15. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm #16!?! Are you serious!?!

    PPOR
  16. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    I have enough hate to share. Would you like some? :p
  17. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    I am filled with enough hate these days Joe! lol
  18. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    Your in trouble now! This is Verity's Job! you will feel her rath (cant spell)
  19. jangofett9 Force Ghost

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    So your saying Verity's job is to be the ***** for everyone?! oooo think she will have something to say about that to you!!! :p
  20. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Ok Phill I've got one for ya.

    I have a friend that's young and a bit hung up on himself, he tends to turn a drama into a three part mini series and whenever he ask's for advice I always give it to him straight,he often says that I'm like a big brother to him but he just won't listen to a damn word I tell him, well he may listen but he'll never act on it or take it seriously. I really wnat this guy to end up a well rounded member of society but he just seems to live in this dream world where he is the main attraction. How do I convince this guy that I'm talking sense and if he actually tried to follow some of the advice he's been given, he might actually have got somewhere ?

    Do you think that punching this guy until his eyes pop out is a good option ?

    Thanks m8 ;)
  21. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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  22. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    Tay-Mar, thanks for your question.

    Well, in this situation, I think you've already got a clear idea of what needs to be done. Using your vast knowledge, obtained over years in the dating game, and years in a long-term relationship, I think you should find the nearest piece of 2x4 and use it to batter the young *idiot* around the head.

    Perhaps this will jar his mind long enough to make him take notice and listen. Clearly rational conversation is not working.


    Disclaimer: Big J accepts no responsibility for advice given out in this thread as he is useless!
  23. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Mind if I take this one instead?

    Ok you said it, he's young so he probably isn't going to follow your advice no matter what you do to him to make him listen. Remember you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.

    Life is going to have to throw your friend a few curve balls before he gets it and starts to really listen when you give advice.



    Or you could be just giving out bad advice. :p

  24. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Me give bad advice Wendy, I think not with my many, many ,many years of experience dealing with matters of the heart. My advice is sound and my friend has even stated publicly that everything I told him would happen, did and yet he still seems reluctant to follow my advice.

    Do you think I should stop offering advice to him and let life take it's toll on his oh so tortured soul ?
  25. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    All you can do is offer advice and hope they listen.


    Look I had a friend once who was having an affair with a married man and I told her repeatedly for months to dump him and move on and she never listened to me, keep telling me he was going to file for divorce and what not and I finally shut my big mouth and assumed she'll learn on her own and you know what, she did.


    And I highly doubt you give bad advice. ;)
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