Saga Jar Jar Haiku

Jar Jar Haiku
Author: Anakin Starkiller
Notes: This is by request of my wife and Tekli_theInsane

Yum, munchy, crucnchy
hey! what isa dat runnin'
oof! it be Jedi!

'Exsqueeze me', I cry
Jedi asks, 'are you brainless?'
I protest, 'I spek'.

Mesa called Jar Jar
mesa your humble servant
demanded by gods

we swim to city
Gunguns no like outsiders
not a warm welcome

Maxi big da Force
how will Jedi find the way?
I smell stinkwith

Stay out of the way
mesa will cause no trouble
hello boyos, droids

whoops! dropped the spanner
watch those energy binders
my tounge, it is numb

wesa warriors
wesa have a grand army
the queen has a plan

Dellow Fellagates
we must give powers, right now
Emperor is born

why don't you like me?
not easy to be C-G.
maybe I will die.

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Other Haiku:

Wedge
Yoda
Chewie
Artoo


Utapau

 

Another great haiku!
Was it kind of hard speaking those words like Jar-Jar does?

 

JediSolo13: Not too hard. I always kind of liked the rythms of Gungan-speak. It was a fun challenge to put it in haiku. But I did get practice with writing Gungan-speak in my vignette, Zhar Zhar's Lesson

 

Theesa muoy-muoy grand haikus.

 

_JM_ Mesa be dankin' yousa fer de praise!

 

Combines your great skills as haiku-ist and Gungan-speak-ist!

Another awesome one!

 

Stormtrooper_Shrink: I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed. Man I really want to hate Gungans, but I JUST CAN'T!

 

Wow! Another one, well done! Man I really want to hate Gungans, but I JUST CAN'T!

 

Thanks, tangled_sphere. I was serious about those Gungans. I never really hated them, but never liked them especially either. But I really am starting to like them. *shudder*