SWC Jar Jar Translator

I know you have always wanted to be able to speak like Jar Jar or any Gungun but now you can with this great Translator http://www.jar-jar-binks.com/translator.jsp

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"You are crazy and you know it" - yousa dumb-dumb and yousa know it

"I may not be the heor of this story, but at least I got to see how it ends" - missa may no be da heor of dis taleo,but at least missa gotin to see howa it ends

"How do you do" - howa doin yousa doin

 

"missa did it.because missa ve comein to realize what many people inda republic has comein to realize,da da jedi is da ones responsible for dis war.da weesa ve so nocomebackie weesa way da weesa has become villains in dis conflict,da weesa is da ones da should be put on trial,all of us!and missa attackin onda temple was a attackin on what da jedi has become:a army fight for da dark side,fallen from da light da weesa once held so dear.dis republic is doo-doo!isa onda matter of time!"

- Barriss Offee, The Clone Wars

 

let da hata flow through yousa

-Palpatine has been Jar Jaratized

 

yousa weesa da chosen one!it was said yousa can destroy da sith no join them!br balance toda force no nocomebackie it in darkness!

yousa weesa missa brother,anakin.missa lov yousa.

 

Mesa yousa father

 

"a doo-doo isa chance for yousa do yousa bombad. "

 

"Who yousa talk to right now? Who isa yousa thinkin yousa see? Doin yousa know howa much missa make a year? Missa mean, even mesa told yousa, yousa wouldn t believe it! Doin yousa know what can happen mesa sudden decid to stop goin into jobbin? A business big enough da it can be list onda NASDAQ goes bel up! Disappearin! It ceases to exist without missa. No, yousa clear don't know who yousa talk to, so let missa clue yousa in. Mesa no in danger, Skyler. Mesa DA danger. A guy opens his door and getin shot and yousa thinkin da of missa? No. Mesa da one who knocks!"

- Walter "Jar-Jar Binks" White, Breaking Bad.

 

"whena 900 years old,yousa reach… look as bombad,yousa no "

 

This will help me a lot, thank you.