JCC JC Adventure Game.

While flying through uncharted space, you've managed to crash your starship like some kind of idiot. It was on autopilot and everything. The planet is arid. Sand is everywhere.


First reply is a command.

 

complain about sand being everywhere and its texture

 

You throw a fit, yelling at the sand, your only audience.

 

>Get ye flask

 

> salvage starship

 

You pick up your starship and place it in your inventory, leaving a small crater.

 

You survey the dunes around you, drawing in deep, even breaths. The air here is dry, stinging, but pure. Unmarred by human industry or ambition. There was no stopping the smile that followed. Swinging through the wreckage, you turned almost giddy. You were done after all. This is what you remember: the pallet's generous cushion, the whizzing seal of your stasis chamber activating, and the gentle red beep of your tracker beacon, lulling you to sleep.

 

Can someone take Wocky in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive?

 

> LOOK CRATER

 

A smile breaks its way onto your face. The space madness has begun to set in.

 

At least this adventure game has precious graphics to help.

After you LOOK CRATER, next command is:

> DIG SHELTER

 

Put underpants on head.

 

You peer into the voluminous crater. Is that the void staring back?

 

>get void

 

Time for a little robot chauvinism.

 

Alright seriously why wouldn't you just use the stasis pod? This is basically what it's for.

 

> KILL WOCKY

With what?

> PUT WOCKY IN STASIS CHAMBER

 

You place the incalculable darkness into your inventory.

 

> WALK NORTH

 

> MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY

 

If your options are north, south and Dennis, why do you go north jaypes?

 

You travel north until you come to a poorly drawn village. A local denizen stares at you blankly. or menacingly. or lovingly.

 

Kiss.