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BIB BUTT HOU WAS A BLUE IN UR BODIE!?!1/1? WHUT WUS IT DOING THARE?!11/ SECX IS RONG BBI AND U KNOW ITS!1

And yeah, this Colombian level is owning me pretty bad. I already used my 5 saves, and I'm too stubborn to restart, so I'm trying to make it through half the level on no saves.

 

Al I REMUMBER IS THE PLOICEWOMAN SAYING 'BIB! PUT ON YUR CLOTHES AND TAKE THAT WILDABEAST OF OUT YOUR MOUTH!"

SO I DiD.

 

If you guys ever decide to play the following games, let me know.

Unreal Tournament
Ghost Recon
Rogue Spear
Urban Operations

 

Bib, that's isgusting. I'm not even going to reply to that, lol.

And Fluke, I'd be willing to give Ghost Recon a shot over the summer.

 

Bah, what about Medal of Honor??

 

I'd be willing to give that game another shot if they've release any decent team based objective map. When I played that, I only liked the Omaha multiplayer mission.

 

I'm not a big fan of the objective missions. We usually play free-for-all, however, lately - due to lack of new maps, we've slackened off. Once new free-for-all maps appear (and they should - the map creator kit has been released), I'll start playing it again.

 

Bah. I've really lost almost all interest in DM/FFA stuff now. It's the way of the past, imo. I love team based objective stuff and CTF.

RTCW has some great multiplayer, and I really can't wait for the expansion.

Note: I thought you'd all like to know that my biography in my profile has been updates. It truly is a piece of work. Enlightening.

 

My life is now complete after reading Dan's bio.

 

Wow. I have found JeffK.

 

I do try.

I can't believe how hard it was to think of a way to misspell nearly every single word.

 

On a related note, have you read JeffK's E3 article?

 

I only skimmed it because at the time I had a lot of stuff to do. I'm a bad SA.com reader.

But I guess I'll check it out right now.

 

Funny, I seem to have lost the link.

Anyone have it?

 

Here.

God, that was freaking hilarious. I laughed so hard at so many points. I think I laughed the hardest at this part:

Thes game looks too certainely be teh feelgood sensatian of 2001 for sure! In "ESCAPE FROM TEH PLANAT OF ALIEN MONSTARS (YOU CANNOT ESCAPE OR EVAR WIN!)" yuo palay teh part of a human named "Mr. Bullet Gun Stabwounds" who si traped on an alian robot planat of teh creataears. Yuo must use cunning strenth to defeat teh hoareds of zombies and figare out complex puzzles which bend yuor mind liek a spoon in heat. In one level there si a door but it dosant open and yuo cants blow it open becuase yuor gun si made of (YOU DONT HAEV ANY GUN!!!) and yuo must figare out this compelex puzzal to gain yuor freedom! aftar palaying it for 50 minutes I found a switch yuo must pull and taht opens the door! What a puzzal! I intarviewed Randy Barkins who si teh lead programer on Hells Bells as well as teh textare artists and sound guy and project lead and PR person: ....

And there were so many moments of equal hilarity. Go read. Also see his "JE FF K's AUTHORINTATITIVE REVIEW OF TOMORRWOIND!!!!!!! BY JEFFK!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

 

We can lose the first sentence. Jason Halls commands a project from experiance so yuo know these reality based tital will sell well to INDONESIA and taht country where they haev gangs who play Diablo and kill each othar in real life because theyre family eats dogs and Starcraft si for fruit lungs anyway so doent palay starcraft because ZERG RUSHES SI FOR THE WEAK OF MIND AND ID RATHAR GO TO TEH MALL THAN PLAY YUO IN ZERG RUSH: TEH GAME!!! teh only place I want too rush when playing that si out of teh room because I am not a pansey flower and I lieks a good attack more than teh next man.

 

Hahaha! And I loved whenever he got pissed at nVidia. The guy's a genius.

 

Have you read his Guide to the Internet?

 

Yeah, it's hilarious. I haven't read it in a long time, but I remember a very funny diagram of how the internet works. Drawn in paint, hehe.

 

I was censored.

 

Yeah, well. It's my job.

Show some common sense with what you cut-and-paste into this forum, and I won't have to ever do it again...

 

What's so offensive about the 'fa' word in JeffK's context?

 

That was the second funniest part of it, right behind ZERG RUSH: TEH GAME!

 

I liked "BETTAR THAN PENNEY ARCADED" myself.

 

LOL the JASON HALLS interview was pretty funny...