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JCC JCC - a Netflix "original" "series"

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    As you guys know, I'm a big fan of Bowen and I too want to make films nobody has seen. Since I'm not even that good, I'm going to showrun (and direct the first two episodes) a Netflix series a film based on the JC, and we need to cast it.

    I've got some suggestions, but you'll all get executive producer credits if you help get actors in roles.

    The Cast
    tom - Played by tom
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    Jabba-wocky - played by Siri
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    JoinTheSchwarz - played by Wagner Moura (because it works for Spanish, SURE THING)

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    Considering banning someone.

    Ghost and Colo - played by this pair:
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    The loss hurts more when you see how happy they were together

    Darth Punk - played by Peter Cook

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    Diggy will be played by Danny Dyer:

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    Point Given to be played by Brandon Routh, because we have to have one casting choice cocked up by an avoidable whitewash:

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    Then recast by Romesh Ranganathan because apparently there are no American actors who can do the job:

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    Obviously as the bellicose Australian showrunner, me, we have another burly bellicose Australian:

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    And I'll have the casting director (played by DANNASUK) fired over the casting balls up. I'm certainly not going to take the hit.

    Also in a move that's said to upset both, we landed Richard Ayoade to play GrandAdmiralJello. Aoyade, used to playing socially awkward, objected to Iello's classist approach and Iello, to the fact he was being played by a Brit (which was ok) with no trace of Asian descent. DANNA was re-hired and fired as a result, but we kept Ayoade because he was the only person who could make sense of Wocky.

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    Ok so obviously we need someone for Tracy, someone for Dani, and probably a heels though I might just merge him with Yankee.

    dp4m will probably want someone tall and musclular to play him, so we went ahead and cast McLovin instead.

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    Ok let's make this show!

    Tagline:
    In a place where love can't blossom, only one thing is certain - internet drama

    PLOT:
    Described as a less purposeful episode of Seinfeld, albeit without ending, the JC is a forum where nothing happens and even less is talked about! Their idyllic world is turned upside down by twin events of the impending release of the Star Wars film nobody wanted, and the revelation some in their midst are talking trash about them on another site. Will they survive. Will Ghost ever find a friend like Colo? Will Wocky ever become a real person? Is Dani even a mod favourite anymore?

    Soundtrack:
    Juliet316
     
  2. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    FADE IN

    EXT. OUTSIDE A GENTS LAVATORY - NIGHT

    PUNK
    Oi @Diggy you ****. Where's tom?
     
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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    No doubt Nickelback songs accompany this moment. Or maybe Avril Lavigne.
     
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  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Or the Benny Hill theme tune
     
  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I put Juliet in charge, so more likely something that is vaguely Michael Bolton-esque.
     
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  6. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Chosen One star 6

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    I think it should be The Wurzels' Combine Harvester. No need for anything classy.
     
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  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    I nominate Ben Stein to play Darth_Guy, a free spirit who pirouettes through life, offering enlightened rejections tempered with lighthearted sarcasm.

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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Approved, executive producer #1 poor yorick! Welcome aboard, Darth GuyStein.
     
  9. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Idris Elba as Ender Sigh
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    why hello, ladies.

    (I did cast myself as an Australian past his prime who might be a Kiwi but is confused about his identity and most people wish would just **** right off. Happy to take String tho)
     
  11. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi SWC Jedi Draft Champion star 6 VIP - Game Winner

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    Wocky as Siri. [face_rofl] That's gold!
     
  12. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    El usuario ha sido baneado!
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    That's the best tagline for your character poster. Imagine seeing it several stories high, on the side of a building. It's as real as Leoluca's aliens.
     
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  14. heels1785

    heels1785 Skywalker Saga + JCC Manager / Finally Won A Draft star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    as long as he or she is more physically imposing and better looking than mclovin, i support any casting choice for yankeelsy
     
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  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I just knew dp4m would want Chris Hemsworth to play him, because he probably only owns circus mirrors. But we might be able to land Hemsworth for the role of Slightly Unhinged.
     
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  16. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Andy Kaufman as Crem and/or Leoluca.
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Leoluca's more Bobcat Goldthwait.
     
  18. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    I do not perceive the intent of this discussion.
     
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  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Oh god, I can actually see that.
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Character poster #2 done.
     
  21. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    I want Bill Gates to play me, not a Hemsworth... :p
     
  22. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Kate Mulgrew for anakinfansince1983. Pictured here after J-Rod again disses her news sources in the US Politics thread.

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  23. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    That's gold.

    Also, choices in the running for Dani...

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  24. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    This is perfect for Netflix since scripts are optional and three episodes of padding are required.
     
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  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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