JCC JCC Awards 2017 (Voting closed!)

I will vote for wocky if he promises to build a wall between himself and his computer.

 

All of you deserved to be nominated.

Except for you.

 

You would do much better voting for solojones, who is the more worthy on account of her honor, kindness, and knowledge.

 

lol

 

Me too.

Just like my Brexit "remain" vote, it was for nothing.

 

If I had voted, it would have been Ken as the funniest. Which might have got him on the list. Sorry, Ken.

 

It actually would, because my tie-breaking vote would have gone to him. So it's completely on you.

 

If I wasn't a sociopath, I'd probably feel guilty now.

 

Okay, so to pretend I am capable of feeling guilt, simply so I can fit in, I am presenting Rylo Ken with his very own Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award.

 

He's nowhere near as funny as Michael Jackson.

 

Well obviously he will have to cross out the name and write his own in. I can't be expected to do everything.

 

Please, give ken my nomination.

 

The choice of the (obviously intellectually challenged) people that picked you will be respected.

 

guys, guys. It's time to move on. Someday I'll get the recognition I deserve.

 

this is the first time i've ever done something like this but please don't vote for me/wocky in that one category. the dude honestly triggers me in tremendous ways these days.

 

The good news is you're absolutely guaranteed to win next year.

 

I'm genuinely intrigued in the category I was nominated in, given how terrible my attitude was for too many years. Frieda or Merk has got to win that category, though.



We've failed as a forum if either The Presidential Election thread or the SW Survival Battle doesn't win thread of the year.

 

I understand this is serious and stuff, so I'm conflicted about seemingly diminishing that but... this is precisely the nefarious intelligence his alien overlord programmers want to collect on the human race.

Also, there's no greater love than "Darling, you kidding me? I was married to a radical's sister. I'm totes down with the Taliban, or TaliFAM as I like to call them. We'll be fine."

 

Funny to see I'm nominated. A "lol whut" is in place here. I guess the cool thing is to say whatever, but I'm flattered some people out there think my stuff is worthwhile at least. And I'm in good company, because I think all the nominees contribute something to this place, all in their own way. So thanks. In turn, I'll participate and send in my nominations.

 

I hear there are some animations in your attic.

 

Awww guys, thanks for the nomination.

 

I'm sad to see that no one else nominated darth-sinister and Slowpokeking for Mister and Miss JCC like I did.

 

I don't think anyone wanted to celebrate anything involving Slowpoke.

 

And I think we should let appleseed win Best N00b because it might actually keep him from blowing his brains out in the US Politics thread.

 

Think of the win as an intervention.