JCC JCC Last Wills and Testaments

I, JoinTheSchwarz, in case everything goes to hell during the upcoming move and my account is lost, mangled or e-raped, being of sound (lol) and disposing mind, publish and declare the following to be my Last e-Will and e-Testament.

I appoint _princess_leia_ as my representative in case I'm unable or unwilling to act.

I give, devise and bequeath all of my surviving posts and socks to the following users:

- Master_Jacen gets all of my old [PM] threads;
- tom gets my posts in the "hi to dave" thread and my Reign socks;
- soitscometothis gets the Photoshop Comic Thread;
- PulsarSkate gets my Spider_Jerusalem sock;
- jp-30 and Eeth get all of my innuendo posts;
- Debo gets that one thread I once made about Star Wars that survived for two pages before getting locked;
- Spider-Fan gets my comic book movies threads;
- AaylaSecurOWNED gets my tapas thread and my Halloween socks;
- FlareStorm gets all of my posts in Games: RPG;
- George_Roper gets that one thread I made about soccer and my ApolloSmileGirl sock;
- Everton gets my BB4 posts;
- Jello and Kate gets all of my snippy posts in Mod Squad;
- Rogue_Follower gets my posts in Lit;
- Im_just_guessing gets all of my posts saying "No." to Arlol;
- The rest of my posts and socks are to be sent to the Royal Association of Bitter Ex-Mods.

Be excellent to each other,

JoinTheSchwarz

 

WHY AM I NOT ON THIS LIST OF BOLDED USERNAMES?!

 

Sorry Jazib, you were adopted.

 

you forgot to mention that duende gets your everlasting contempt.

 

Would you prefer a casket, carbonite, or cremation?

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We have reasonable prices.

 

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a-blooooo a-blooooo

 

Can I be fired out into space in a photon torpedo tube casing?

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I was going to give you all of my rabid anti-american posts, Moik, but then I forgot. I guess it's too late now.

 

I'm hurt, Dave, hurt.

 

amend that **** fomo, ILL BE RICH, RICH I TELLS YA

 

It's like being given a present and a motive!

 

We love to help our customers in the end.

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Though perhaps you'd be interested in a Klingon casket?

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During stressful transports like the one on March 21st, mistakes can happen. We can offer you an urn for whatever can be identified of your body.

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I'm giving it all to charity. Enjoy it, Ross.

 

I would like to leave all of my posts to JediMasterAmanda.

Mandy, may they bring you enlightenment and a shift in the way you view the world. If that doesn't happen, I hope they drive your fragile mind into insanity.

All of my PM's I leave to Jabba-wocky, because he's like the only one I ever PM anyways, so like whatever man.

The rest of you get [image=http://i.imgur.com/s37mo.jpg]

 

I leave all of my Garrus/FemShep fan fic to imperial dork.

My key to the administrative washroom goes to jaypee.

Dave can have my footie pajamas.

 

I, AaylaSecurOWNED, when everything goes to hell during the upcoming move and my account is lost, being of sound (lol) mind, publish and declare the following to be my Last e-Will and e-Testament.

I give, devise and bequeath all of my surviving posts and socks to the following users:

- David gets all of my unfinished FOMO answers, except the lovely MS Paint drawing of Andrew's dog that I've been working on for 3 months.
- Andrew gets the MS Paint
- my angry feminist posts get divided among the outstanding misogynists, everyone knows who they are (except themselves)
- my Jonas Brothers posts go to Lisa
- Carmen takes the rest

 

I leave my XBox and copy of Mass Effect to Jabba-wocky.

I leave my white heterosexual male First World guilt to MyKe.

I leave my ability to post about my life/interests without backlash to solojones.

I leave my small Blu-ray collection to Valyn.

I leave my absurd number of posts to Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek.

I leave my IQ (14-something according to the REPUTABLE ONLINE TEST I semi-drunkenly took) to Souderwan, so he can continue to prove my genius for me.

I leave pizza to tom.

I leave my weekly basic cable clip show to Carmen.

I leave my screener copy of The Artist to darthramza.

I leave my VHS of Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame to Mar17swgirl. I don't own it, but I'll send my lawyer out to find one.

 

I think this is the first list of bolded usernames I have been in. At least now I know what it takes to be included.

 

Dibs on Dave's dice.

 

I, mrsvos being of desultory mind and ignominiuos body, do hereby bequest the following..
To harpuah I leave you my 401k. It shouldn't be used to buy something called a fish vat. That just cheeses me.
Speaking of cheese, I've arranged for Timothy Zahn to humiliate Montie.
I would like to leave all of my comics to Tradmic
I would like to leave a map of where D. Strawberry used to buy his crack when he was a Dodger.
To [bTunick
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I leave everything to Dave. The threads, the posts, the banners, the icons, the css themes, the successful fan club... I've sold those already, so you're on your own when my bookie starts calling.

RIP lexu

 

Why is no one leaving me their socks?