JCC JCC Last Wills and Testaments

Funny, I actually need a vacuum.

 

Can you use a broken back scratcher if your back is fine?

 

Yes?

 

I do not recall receiving my pokeball.

 

That was just for when I was a regular user.

 

So... what are you now?

 

Oh, you were never a regular user.

 

Irregular.

 

Eat more fiber, Arlon.

 

I've had too much miniwheats actually

 

My will shall be a short and simple message:

Be Seeing You.

 

Hey I got something. Thanks, I hope it's never been used.

I guess I'll distribute my stuff too:

SLG gets all my Tim Burton movies, I think there's just two of them
Wocky gets my Gladiator movie and soundtrack
PK, the few Xbox games I possess, plus Spore for PC
princess_leia, my signed Apo shirt, it won't fit you though so keep it somewhere safe
Vivian, my Hellsing manga and an action figure of Alucard
imperial_dork gets whatever is left of my liquor cabinet
Mulacki gets the rest of my CDs

 

Everyone gets my undying love.

 

Um let's see....

To DarthTunick I leave my electric razor and head shears
SpiderFan gets my Wolverine Pez Dispenser and DVD copy of Iron Man
MortimerSnerd gets all my National Lampoon books and the Lampoon's 1984 Summer Olympics special issue I have
KatanaGeldar gets all my Star Wars stuff. That includes books, toys, tins, all kinds of crap.
DarthGuy and The 2nd Quest get to divvy up my Star Trek stuff between themselves. But don't worry, you'll each probably end up walking away with a Star Trek Mego figure (I got a Spock and a Klingon).
To TheGuardianOfArlon, I leave all my retro pin-up books and various other sundry items.

As for the rest of my things, like my Coca-Cola stuff and other books, the rest can be divvied up amongst the JCC.

 

I am leaving all of my home videos to SLG

 

i leave my nothing to everyone. no regrets!!!!

 

but i don't want to share your nothing!

 

well, you're gonna have to tom! because if there's one thing in this world that should be shared by everyone, it's nothing!

 

Are we intentionally dropping Prince of Egypt references?

 

To SithLordDarthRichie I leave my iPhone, iMac and iPod, so he can actually comment on Apple products after actually having used them.
To Everton I leave my Liverpool shirts and England 08 shirt with Gerrard #4 on the back. May he treasure them as I have.

 

if by "we" you mean "me", then no. i have not seen france of egypt. anwar sadat was a brave man, though.

 

i just want all the nothing because i don't think everybody else can handle it. i never saw this pronce of gypsies either.

 

I actually meant just you, Ms. "When all you've got is nothing//There's a lot to go around."

 

that's not really what i was saying, but fair enough, sure. is prints of e-gyp better than finding nemo?

 

On second thought, there is one specific thing I'm leaving for one specific person: my cartons of Vanilla Coke goes to tom.


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