JCC JCCers refuge offers

They live in Queensland, a state where you get Trumpesque racists (it's the heat. And the poverty) and DarthPhilosopher. So I mean, your call, but it will feel a lot like home.

 

oh i thought you were saying it can't get much worse than florida.

 

Stop sending your old people. Old people vote stupid.

 

i was trying to send them to cuba, but they're old. their legs get tired. not strong swimmers.

 

hmm...did you have to convince them that they were actually swimming away from cuba and towards the u.s.?

 

If California does go through with secede from the Union I'd gladly go through or bunk in with DanielUK

 

Good for you, leaving the developing world behind you. America was never good enough anyway.

 

Sad.

 

I'll do my bit... I've got a big garden for anyone that has a tent (though I have been looking at Amazon for "Anderson Shelters" so that might take up a bit of room...)

 

Any offers from Puerto Rico? It's just like the United States without all the side effects.

 

Canadian here but our immigration sites are crashing and we're kinda busy letting in bona-fide war torn refugees right now so it may be a bit complicated to move a non-wartime imperiled US citizen right now.

 

Yeah that's pretty awful. Much better.

 

Diggy - for you

 

Thankyou, Ender Sai

I have a gift in return; doy doy doy.

 

I've always wanted to flee my Melbourne and live in Pulsie's Melbourne

 

I am putting myself on the market for one of these if there are any offers.

 

"I made dinner."
"Wocky, what is this?"
"It is a soup."
"It's water."
"Yes, humble soup."
"..."

"I fixed your bed."
"It wasn't broken Wocky."
"The bed, it is true, satisfied the mechanical requirements for a bed. But, the spiritual requirements were found wanting."
"You're making me sleep on the floor, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"..."

Wocky you understand that you may not be an ideal guest right?

 

not ideal, but honorable.

 

I am against abandoning my homeland.







Unless someone else pays for it.

 

*fatherland

 

I have a perfectly good floor for you to sleep on.

 

So, the north central region of the US, minus the politics and a slightly different accent. My mother's family is of Swedish and Danish descent, I understand the comparatively aloof nature of the culture as it came over here with us and hasn't been assimilated out of us.

 

Excellent. Let us make travel arrangements as soon as possible.

What species of hardwood tree are you offering?

 

Guest room is already made.

And anyone else, plenty of room if you don't mind air mattresses.

Yes, BUT Yvette and Michael are also here. And so is a kitty cafe and a Star Wars themed cafe. So some win?