JCC JCCNN: It's Back, Dammit:Interview with Obi-Zahn Kenobi!

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  1. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    well that escalated quickly
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  3. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Back in EUCNN, it became a running gag that every one of my interviews ended in a fistfight.
  4. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    I could make a joke about that, but I'll pass.

    Anyway, if you ever think of putting me in these, actually ask me the questions and such and I'll respond.
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    That would, pretty much defeat the whole purpose of this thread.
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  6. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I dunno, it is Arlon. Would it really be any less ridiculous than what I could come up with?
  7. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    That was awesome. You had me literally lol'ing. :p
  8. yankee8255 Force Ghost

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    i doubt even the most creative mind could come with the answers Arlol would.
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    [face_laugh] Nicely done.
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    This was pretty damn funny.
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    These are so freaking brilliant! I always get excited when this thread gets updated. Keep up the awesome work!
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  17. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    RH: Good evening, this is Rogue1-and-a-half and this is Meet the Termites, the program where we take a little time to get to know the people who frequent the Jedi Council. You know, termites because they live on the boards. Ha ha ha ha ha *trails off slowly*

    *awkward silence*

    RH: See, because a termite . . .

    KansasNavy: *off screen* They get it.

    RH: Okay, well, anyway, we have here tonight as our special guest, @Obi-Zahn Kenobi How are you, Obi-Zahn?

    OZK: Fabulous. Perfect. Not at all emotionally scarred by a traumatic incident in my past or plagued by feelings of inadequacy.

    RH: Very specific answer. I guess that’s good. Maybe? I don’t know? Anyway, *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* first I would just like to get to know you.*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

    *awkward silence*

    RH: See, he said that in a movie . . .

    KN: *off screen* Rogue . . .

    RH: That usually kills.

    KN: *off screen* Oh, it killed.

    RH: Well, Obi-Zahn, let’s get right into your career on the boards. What was it that led you to the Jedi –

    OZK: Rogue, I hate to cut you off. But I would like to just take off my hat to you for having me on the show tonight.

    RH: Well, you’re welcome. Um, is it just me or are you kind of putting your emphasis on the wrong –

    OZK: Let’s get back to the interview. I’m a little short on time.

    RH: You just did it aga – well, whatever. Hmm, let’s just skip the opening question. If you could define your posting career on the boards, how would you do that?

    OZK: You’d like me to recap my career on the boards?

    RH: Okay, look, I think I get it. Let’s just talk about the elephant in the room. You’ve kind of hinted at it already.

    OZK: Very subtly.

    RH: Right, sure. But, er, what about the fact that some users say you talk about, um, how to put this, a certain subject too much.

    OZK: Some people just can’t take a joke. They’re always going off –

    RH: Please don’t. Just don’t.

    OZK: Half-cocked.

    RH: Okay, see, that’s just inappropriate.

    OZK: Oh, what? Are you going to edit my post?

    black
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  18. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    Well...Rogue you certainly pulled the skin off that subject, or were you pulling for skin?