Sac, CA JD and Marric Tease Thread

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  1. TaintedJedi Jedi Master

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    Since we're on the topic of Rock... anyone remember Dio's "Holy Diver"? If you're into making your ears bleed... here's a link to a "cover" by the "modern" rock band killswitch engage...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp0_vLMrMy8

    -cringes-

    EDIT: I think what does it for me is that the vocals and the music do absolutely not mesh for me. It just... the vocals sound like they're too slow, or something... they just don't match up. And then the metal screaming... so not necessary. The music itself isn't bad...

    -TJ
  2. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    I posted the lyrics to Holy Diver in some thread around here awhile ago, no one compares to Ronnie James version.

    Pink Floyd is or is not, there is no learning. I see your music training will be difficult, i should throw my hands up and yoda you with "too old, too stubborn", but i am a kenobi so i must stick in there and train you anyways.
  3. TaintedJedi Jedi Master

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    Dio: The greatest 80's heavy metal band to come out of the 70's.

    -TJ
  4. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    [face_frustrated] First off, Dio is a very ugly man and I come from the 80's idea that you have to be good looking to play good music. That would mean he fails.

    Secondly, I will take the "too old, too stubborn" comment up with you at a later, more private venue so I can appropriately kick your rear. [face_beatup]

  5. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    As I know you will, anything less would be insulting.
  6. Bith_Lord Jedi Master

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    I'm not surprised. In my experience, I have found not many women like the Floyd.

    And while yes they do have a lot of slow paced music, they do have quite a few toe tappers. Maybe I will have to burn you a disc although I think your friend Marric can set you up.
  7. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    I don't like it when this thread ends up so far down on the list.

    This is so dumb it's funny:

    The Duck and the Condom

    Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
    The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''

    ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!"


    This appeals to my Suessian self:

    Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

    A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
    "No," the farmer said.

    The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

    "No."

    The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

    The farmer shot Chuck.



  8. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    that's the spirit, good to see some un-PC type jokes come in here
  9. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    That's what THIS thread is for.:D
  10. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    here's a randy one-

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
    The doctor asked him how he was feeling , and the 86-year-old said ,
    Things are great and I've never felt better.
    I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
    'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell
    a story.
    I have an older friend , much like you , who is an avid hunter and
    never misses a season.
    One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he
    accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he
    neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's
    edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot
    the magnificent creature.
    Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it we re
    his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang , bang'.' Miraculously , two
    shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

    Now, what do you think of that ? asked the doctor.

    The 86-year-old said ,
    Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of
    rounds into that beaver.

    The doctor replied ,
    'My point exactly.'


  11. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    Ok, I know I'm a little slow sometimes, or maybe it's just because my "pure" mind kept me from getting it...it took me a couple of readings 'til the lightbulb went off and then I got the chuckle.

    Poor old man. [face_worried]
  12. TaintedJedi Jedi Master

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    Hmm... lyrics. Sort of like poetry. For those of you who like poetry, check out my myspace page (for those of you who have it and aren't "too cool" for it)... it's in my blog section. Spam post over.

    -TJ
  13. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    Your smut poetry? There is quite the recurring theme in your work, young man. Perhaps you should take care of that issue.;)
  14. TaintedJedi Jedi Master

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    Oh whatever. I hardly call one double entendre poem smut. At least I don't have dirty limrics or odes to Anakin...

    -TJ
  15. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    nothing new i jsut hate seeing my thread soo low.
  16. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    I agree...I like it on top.

    **Congrats on going over 1000 posts today, Marric. It's about time, slowpoke.
  17. Nasus_Sivad Chapter Rep Sacramento, CA

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    Do we really need to share that JD? Both liking top can lead to positional issues.

    Couldn't resist. It is usually me walking blindly into those. :)
  18. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    Ok...poor choice of words...eek, my bad.[face_blush]
  19. Nasus_Sivad Chapter Rep Sacramento, CA

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    :D what are good friends for. :) How did your first day go?
  20. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    well a good scoundrel knows when to lay back and let the princess have her time in the pilot seat too:cool:
  21. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    And I would venture that the princess only likes to pilot because the cockpit is so nice to sit in.:D

    My first day back into the workforce was a good one. I think I'll like the job. We'll see after day 2 what I think!!

  22. csarrico Jedi Knight

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    wow, a thousand posts. thats a lot, look, i think this makes a wopping 49 for me..haha...btw what job did you get JD?
  23. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    Yeah, he talks alot...I'm surprised he didn't get to 1000 MUCH sooner. [face_mischief]

    I'll tell you 'bout my job at the movie night. It's a county position that makes me act all grown up. It's no fun, really. :(
  24. Marric_Korde Jedi Master

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    well not all of us feel like staying up all night just to "pad posts" unlike someone else I know.
  25. Jedidoria Jedi Master

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    Oh, stop whining. You could catch up to me if you tried...I'm only 220 posts ahead of you...:)

    What the heck is going on on the board lately? Sheesh, it's boring around here. [face_frustrated]
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