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Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII and Beyond (Archive)' started by akrunner, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. akrunner

    akrunner Jedi Padawan

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    Hear me out on this. Why not include Howards home planet Duckworld in the new movies. His planets pretty far far away. Howard wouldn't be born yet of course but he did demonstrate his species prowess. Remember his Quack Fu skills against the street punks in Cleveland, he was one heck of a pilot, he even fought off the Dark Overlord with a golf cart and laser gun. That thing shot lightning bolts and disentigration rays. Surely there is force capable ducks on Duckworld, and theyre not any more ridiculous than Ewoks or that 2 headed podrace announcer.
     
  2. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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  3. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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  4. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : Ducks of the Force
     
  5. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jedi Ducks...
    With their evil nemesis being
    *drumroll*
    Sith Cats ------> [​IMG]
     
  6. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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    One I created back for TPM

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Lando's Little Maneuver

    Lando's Little Maneuver Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Okay we've really run out of things to talk about.
     
  8. Bosskkkk

    Bosskkkk Jedi Knight star 1

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    OBI-WAN: "Still even a duck must be taught to swim."
    LUKE: "what's a duck."
     
  9. Pfluegermeister

    Pfluegermeister Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Are you people even trying to take this seriously? We're getting new films and somehow this is the best topic people can drum up to talk about?
     
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  10. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd The Man / Also Known as Bazinga'd star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    In the absence of any meaningful news, parody and comedy are not bad alternatives.
     
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  11. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I'll let this go on as a "parody thread"
     
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  12. darthtuttle

    darthtuttle Jedi Master star 4

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    It's called Sith Kitteh. Cat's are evil in the first place.
     
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  13. clone3131

    clone3131 Jedi Master star 4

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  14. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 5

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    It's not that daft a proposal when you consider that E.T.'s race was represented in the Senate. Why not have a Howard cameo Easter egg?
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Force Ghost star 9

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  16. HankSolo

    HankSolo Jedi Knight star 3

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    Episode 7: Revenge of the Quack
     
  17. akrunner

    akrunner Jedi Padawan

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    3 ft ducks flipping round like Yoda, chopping off heads and legs of their foes, also id rather hear ducks playing guitars than the Max Greebo band if musical scenes are needed
     
  18. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : Ducks vs Gungans
     
  19. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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    Always stop at "hear me out."
     
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  20. Adrian the Cool

    Adrian the Cool Jedi Knight star 3

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    Why not. The ST's plot could be about an expedition into the Unknown Regions and the New Republic discovering Duckworld, capital of the Imperium of Duck, which is evil and wants to wipe out all so called "Non-Ducks".
     
  21. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    Honestly, I was expecting you to lock this thread, ending it with a final post of "This Party's Over"
     
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  22. ForceJumpAnakin

    ForceJumpAnakin Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yoda: I hear, a new duckling you have, emperor. Or should I say, Daff Sidious.
    Daff: Quacker Yoda, you survived.
    Yoda: Fried?
    Daff: Your featherness blinds you Quacker Yoda. Now you will experience the full plucking of the duck side...
    AHEHAHEHA. I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green fiend.

    Yoda: Not if anything to roast about it, I have.
    At an end your bill is, and not short enough it was.
    If so pluckyfull, why leave.

    Daff: You will not cook me. Duck Vader will become more pluckyfull than either of us.
    Yoda: Baste in your duckling misplaced may be, as is your baste in the duck side of the roast.
     
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  23. benknobi1

    benknobi1 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Beware of the Duck Side:p
     
  24. akrunner

    akrunner Jedi Padawan

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    Ah yes the "Duck Side" is it good or evil, what great mysteries can be learned from pledging onesself to its teachings, think how much deeper the plot could be with a whole new side of the force.
     
  25. Panakas_Dawg

    Panakas_Dawg Jedi Master star 5

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