Jedi MASTER Yoda

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by Sith Interceptor, Dec 26, 2000.

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  1. Sith Interceptor Jedi Master

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    Lucas and McCallum weren't kidding when they said Yoda was the 'Master'.
    On opening night, make sure you bring some pillows to put on the floor, so when your jaw drops, it doesn't break.
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  2. Raz Zaphon Jedi Master

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    So are we to assume that we will see Yoda doing back flips and round-house kicks or will he be using the force to drop buildings on top of large quantaties of droids?
  3. green_cross_code Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, thanks for the forewarning. I get the feeling the pillows won't stop some serious dislocation there though - that's a good three feet to the theatre floor.
  4. Ewan-Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Give us a teaser please.
  5. green_cross_code Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh please! Have some self respect, man - don't beg!
  6. _Andur_ Force Ghost

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    Yeh,That's what I heard as well.They said we will find out why Yoda is the master.I"ll also make sure I, protect my jaw with some tape cause I know I will need it.....By the way SI, What is with the sig???
  7. DarthGato Jedi Master

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    Yeesh! Gimme a break!

    To quote the Talking Heads: "You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything."
  8. Sith Interceptor Jedi Master

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    Just what are you trying to say, Gato???

    EDITTED for the masses.

    SI
  9. DarthGato Jedi Master

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    Yeesh! Just a guess. Don't get upset. I've seen a lot of lame jokes along those lines, although they don't mortally offend me in any way. I just think they're kind lame, that's all. I'll edit it if you like. Now I'll thank you to edit out that little insult.
  10. _Andur_ Force Ghost

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    Yo SI,I've read alot of your sig's and,some of them are foolish,some good.But you can't blame Gato for saying that.I know well you are against Darkjedi in Ep2 so,,How does your sig fit in??
  11. Bullwinkle Jedi Master

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    His sig is a clever parody of the slap-happy reckless dudes who wander about the Spoilers forums unleashing their "EU Cannons" across the hull of Sanity.

    EDIT:

    As for Yoda being the master, I hope that doesn't mean he'll get physical in E2. That would suck. It seems more in-character for him to just sit back and let the Force flow through him and whup Lesser arse.
  12. WaunTaun Jedi Knight

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    Hey Sith Interceptor,

    Thanks for letting us know that McCallum and Lucas weren't kidding when they said we would find out why Yoda is the master...I can now sleep.
  13. DarthGato Jedi Master

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    "I see", said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

    Now the question is: Do you intend to shed any light on this rather ancient quote or merely reference it?
  14. grendelsfork Jedi Master

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    will yoda use a lightsaber, and if so will it be shortened? or does he just use force lift power to push tyranus around
  15. WeeGee Jedi Knight

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    not here to get personal and please dont take it personal. although i have seen some very impersonal remarks on these boards and would like to apologize if any offense is taken by what i may ask but.....WHAT IS THE USE OF THIS THREAD????
  16. _Andur_ Force Ghost

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    SI,clearly this isn't going good.Could you please shed some light on this dim subject?.

    Does yoda get busy with sabers?
    Does he use the force in way's we have yet to see?
    What is it besides experiance, that make's Yoda "The Master"?

    Let's rock on this issue...
  17. WeeGee Jedi Knight

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    i always wondered about the scene in episode IV where yoda was throwing luke's stuff around, how come luke just didnt grab yoda's gimmer stick and start beating him with it. one of the lost scenes i guess.
  18. Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus

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    Dude, SI, I've already been to the hospital once to have my jaw put back in after it hit the floor. ;-D
  19. Punisher Jedi Master

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    Yoda has mastered the power of Force Farts. Only problem is that they are only good every 200 years. Any attempt to use them before then and they only let out a tiny whine and stink up the Jedi Council Chamber, hence why Plo Koon wears that face mask.
    But when the power has been built up, they show why Yoda is the MASTER!
    "Judge me by size do you, well you should not, for my ally is the farts."
  20. miyakosou Jedi Knight

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    why don't you give us all the info in one post SI?

    so far what youve told us isn't surprising anyone
  21. Sith Interceptor Jedi Master

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    The sig is in reference to all the 'Dark Jedi' threads floating around. So I am correct......from a certain point of view. ;)

    Yoda's arsenal knows no bounds. That's why he is head of the Jedi Council, and why Mace enjoys a distant second in the standings.
  22. _Andur_ Force Ghost

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    ROFL,That was funny punisher.

    I think SI is waiting for someone to say somethoing smart.Hmm that wouldn't be me.Anyone else?

    I just remember he did this in his "Dooku's origion's"Thread.

    Someone please help..I"m going down.I'll break my own jaw if i don't know the meaning behind this outrage.....
  23. miyakosou Jedi Knight

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  24. _Andur_ Force Ghost

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    Hmm ,is yoda going to use something other than a saber?"His arsenal knows no bound's'

    Yes, that is what you said.What's he going to use his cane?Ha.Maybe one of his snakes.

  25. Sith Interceptor Jedi Master

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    "I think SI is waiting for someone to say somethoing smart"

    LMAO!!!! I think we could be stuck here a very long time.

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