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Jedi MASTER Yoda

Discussion in 'Archive: Attack of the Clones' started by Sith Interceptor, Dec 26, 2000.

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  1. Sith Interceptor

    Sith Interceptor Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Lucas and McCallum weren't kidding when they said Yoda was the 'Master'.
    On opening night, make sure you bring some pillows to put on the floor, so when your jaw drops, it doesn't break.
     
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  2. Raz Zaphon

    Raz Zaphon Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    So are we to assume that we will see Yoda doing back flips and round-house kicks or will he be using the force to drop buildings on top of large quantaties of droids?
     
  3. green_cross_code

    green_cross_code Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well, thanks for the forewarning. I get the feeling the pillows won't stop some serious dislocation there though - that's a good three feet to the theatre floor.
     
  4. Ewan-Kenobi

    Ewan-Kenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Give us a teaser please.
     
  5. green_cross_code

    green_cross_code Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oh please! Have some self respect, man - don't beg!
     
  6. _Andur_

    _Andur_ Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Yeh,That's what I heard as well.They said we will find out why Yoda is the master.I"ll also make sure I, protect my jaw with some tape cause I know I will need it.....By the way SI, What is with the sig???
     
  7. DarthGato

    DarthGato Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeesh! Gimme a break!

    To quote the Talking Heads: "You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything."
     
  8. Sith Interceptor

    Sith Interceptor Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Just what are you trying to say, Gato???

    EDITTED for the masses.

    SI
     
  9. DarthGato

    DarthGato Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeesh! Just a guess. Don't get upset. I've seen a lot of lame jokes along those lines, although they don't mortally offend me in any way. I just think they're kind lame, that's all. I'll edit it if you like. Now I'll thank you to edit out that little insult.
     
  10. _Andur_

    _Andur_ Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Yo SI,I've read alot of your sig's and,some of them are foolish,some good.But you can't blame Gato for saying that.I know well you are against Darkjedi in Ep2 so,,How does your sig fit in??
     
  11. Bullwinkle

    Bullwinkle Jedi Padawan star 4

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    His sig is a clever parody of the slap-happy reckless dudes who wander about the Spoilers forums unleashing their "EU Cannons" across the hull of Sanity.

    EDIT:

    As for Yoda being the master, I hope that doesn't mean he'll get physical in E2. That would suck. It seems more in-character for him to just sit back and let the Force flow through him and whup Lesser arse.
     
  12. WaunTaun

    WaunTaun Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hey Sith Interceptor,

    Thanks for letting us know that McCallum and Lucas weren't kidding when they said we would find out why Yoda is the master...I can now sleep.
     
  13. DarthGato

    DarthGato Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "I see", said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

    Now the question is: Do you intend to shed any light on this rather ancient quote or merely reference it?
     
  14. grendelsfork

    grendelsfork Jedi Padawan star 4

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    will yoda use a lightsaber, and if so will it be shortened? or does he just use force lift power to push tyranus around
     
  15. WeeGee

    WeeGee Jedi Youngling star 2

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    not here to get personal and please dont take it personal. although i have seen some very impersonal remarks on these boards and would like to apologize if any offense is taken by what i may ask but.....WHAT IS THE USE OF THIS THREAD????
     
  16. _Andur_

    _Andur_ Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    SI,clearly this isn't going good.Could you please shed some light on this dim subject?.

    Does yoda get busy with sabers?
    Does he use the force in way's we have yet to see?
    What is it besides experiance, that make's Yoda "The Master"?

    Let's rock on this issue...
     
  17. WeeGee

    WeeGee Jedi Youngling star 2

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    i always wondered about the scene in episode IV where yoda was throwing luke's stuff around, how come luke just didnt grab yoda's gimmer stick and start beating him with it. one of the lost scenes i guess.
     
  18. Darth Dark Helmet

    Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dude, SI, I've already been to the hospital once to have my jaw put back in after it hit the floor. ;-D
     
  19. Punisher

    Punisher Jedi Master star 4

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    Yoda has mastered the power of Force Farts. Only problem is that they are only good every 200 years. Any attempt to use them before then and they only let out a tiny whine and stink up the Jedi Council Chamber, hence why Plo Koon wears that face mask.
    But when the power has been built up, they show why Yoda is the MASTER!
    "Judge me by size do you, well you should not, for my ally is the farts."
     
  20. miyakosou

    miyakosou Jedi Youngling star 1

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    why don't you give us all the info in one post SI?

    so far what youve told us isn't surprising anyone
     
  21. Sith Interceptor

    Sith Interceptor Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The sig is in reference to all the 'Dark Jedi' threads floating around. So I am correct......from a certain point of view. ;)

    Yoda's arsenal knows no bounds. That's why he is head of the Jedi Council, and why Mace enjoys a distant second in the standings.
     
  22. _Andur_

    _Andur_ Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    ROFL,That was funny punisher.

    I think SI is waiting for someone to say somethoing smart.Hmm that wouldn't be me.Anyone else?

    I just remember he did this in his "Dooku's origion's"Thread.

    Someone please help..I"m going down.I'll break my own jaw if i don't know the meaning behind this outrage.....
     
  23. miyakosou

    miyakosou Jedi Youngling star 1

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    still nothing
     
  24. _Andur_

    _Andur_ Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Hmm ,is yoda going to use something other than a saber?"His arsenal knows no bound's'

    Yes, that is what you said.What's he going to use his cane?Ha.Maybe one of his snakes.

     
  25. Sith Interceptor

    Sith Interceptor Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    "I think SI is waiting for someone to say somethoing smart"

    LMAO!!!! I think we could be stuck here a very long time.

     
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