FF:QLD Jedi Paul's Cantina:D

Phew.

 

<slowly regains conciousness>

 

It must've been those 7-11 doughnuts! They're poisonous!

 

You got the wrong chips Grieyls (
Get out there and get some more!

gees some people..LAZY!!

 

Water, I need water......

 

You'll be fine, you just need a drink Grieyls!

 

<crawls toward the bar>

 

//fire hose at the ready ....

You want water? I got water!

 

Water yes... <opens mouth wide totally unaware of what is about to happen>

 

//turns on hose to a small trickle.

Um, there you go. One glass of water.

 

*squidley procceds to cut a hose that's lying around and lowers one end down the front of the bar to Grieyls...other end in a keg of Beer....*

 

<starts to drink like my life depends on it, which it could by the looks of it>

 

I'm making popcorn! Who wants some?

 

Ooh, me please!

 

Sorry can't eat, drinking.

 

Popcorn for everyone! It's one of those midnight snacks that take 2 minutes to cook.

 

*after consuming 3 Fire Engines and 5 shots whilst the popcorn was being cooked... Kahlan falls off her barstool..*

Isa thinkin I'd beeetttt gret to bed...

Had fun guys...see some of you tomorrow!

*hides the vodka bottle under her shirt snd staggers out..none the wiser as to where the barkeep may have been*

 

Hey, who took my vodka bottle?

See you later.

 

Not the vodka! Is there more??

Thanks for the popcorn btw, I'm still a little suspicious of the 7 11 food.

 

Whatsh fish, besh tashing washter ever, could I havsh some more pleash.

 

Well the barkeepers back, and hey khalan I saw u take that Vodka, u naughty girl! lol, but ure excused, but Grieyls isnt! hmmff lol, look at him he has turned my cantina in to a dump! lol, getting so drunk he needs rescusitation lol

 

Ok the Cantina Band is now taking requests for music so feel free to ask for a request

 

Asks the Band to play some Red Hot Chili Peppers, some Californication maybe, hmm fornication lol, I'll leave it there lol

 

<BURP!>

 

charming... *g*