FF:QLD Jedi Paul's Cantina:D

"Oh! The vomit was a really wonderful idea.
What an incredible smell you've discovered"

 

Hey look, gee I don't remember eating that.

 

the pinky orangey stuff.... aah that was already on the floor BEFORE you threw up..

 

It was, lucky that. Thought that there might be something seriously wrong then.

 

OKay this is getting very gross!

Did everyone just see the 70's show...It was the episode where Star Wars comes out... Very funny.

 

Now I am depressed. Any body tape it <sigh>

 

( no I didn't tape it...sorrryyyyyyy

 

This is not good news, I feel as if something has been torn from being, what ever shall I do?

 

Don't worry grieyls it sucked, u didnt miss anything, oh and hey everybody gather round cos Johnny Williams and The London Orchestra are going to perform the Star Wars music now

 

Hey every-1 did u know that the cantina theme from ANH has been nominated as one of the best Jazz tracks of the century?

 

That so, doesn't surprise me any though.

 

Now we have trouble, some Stormtroopers came in before, ruffled me up, said they were after a ghostly Turtle called "Mr Squidly" lol

What can we do now? lol

 

For the last time, Mr Squidly is not a Ghost. If I hear you say that he is one more time, I swear I'll ring your neck.

<Walks off mumbling to self>

 

Now calm down there Grieyls no need for violence, and this is a posh establishment u know, no fighting allowed!, and oi I thought I already kicked u out!

 

That's it! <pulls out whacking stick> Prepare to defend yourself, boy! For I am itching for are beating. <approaches paul>

 

Defends himself gracefully and dignifully with his Black Whacking Brolly

 

<pulls out gun and shoots you>

 

<*whistling, wanders into bar, sees what is going on*>
......uh oh.
<*whistling, wanders out nonchalantly but with a certain urgency*>

 

Did anybody hear anything just now?

 

<from just inside the door>
I most certainly did not hear anything.
Say Grieyls, did you make these delicious jelly treats?

 

You bet I did, just come in and have some there right over...............Hey! Where did my Jelly Treats go?

 

mmmm... delicious.
Strangley intoxicating...
what the hell did you put in these?

 

Not sure actually, I thought it was just sugar,but............

 

hello
*pokes head in the cantina door*
Well since i'm from the outer rim community
just thought i pop my head in to the queensland forum and say hello
HI JediPaulaw , hi grieyls , hi everyone else


Well, since i have come all this way , i might as well have a drink , i'll have a jack daniels and coke thanks

 

....and people wondewr why I haven't posted in here yet....bah ...jelly treats...intoxication...a Jedi craves not these ...oh wait...yes we do...just not excitement and adventure.
BTW, Grieyls...I have that very episode of That 70's show on tape and I disagree with Paul...twas quite amusing.