FF:QLD Jedi Paul's Cantina:D

Then give it to me, I need it. Oh and about time you showed up, had given you up for dead.

 

No...just living in Florida...It's where old folk go to die!

 

Well that can't be good.

 

Hey Mr Neech welcome to my Cantina, also a big welcome to Khali and JediLeia

 

Oh and i've decided to open a Casino on my Cantina premises so place your bets with me and the girl I love who looks like Leia ok

 

Oh dang, and I didn't even bring any money.

 

We here have a Credit lending scheme Grieyls..see I'm not a meanheart!, ok Grieyls I'll lend u a thousand how's that sound? ( he he given that it's Grieyls I think I'll make a good profit)

 

What sort of games you got to play Paul?
Betting on which movie will make the most next year? Lord of the rings or episodeII?
Betting on the time estimates for Grieyls to be thrown out of this establishment??

 

Yes Khalan, also betting is available on the chances of Sith Star and Grieyls actually posting sensible posts, very good odds available on that particular bet, odds in the range of 100000:1 lol

Also betting is available on me and Leia getting together awww lol, bets on that as yet to be determined lol

Also yeah the odds on Ep2 or Lord Of The Rings making the most money, well they r bad from a better's perspective, i can only offer odds of 1:1 on Ep2 winning sorry

 

Seems you lose already Paul. I've put plenty of serious posts up. There just not here. So pay up buddy boy.

 

Ok here u go <passes Grieyls $100000, now Grieyls go buy somethings for Mr Squidly ok and oi u owe me some money for those Dakaris I boutght u at the Casino! lol

 

I have no idea what it is your talking about.

 

Ya leave the forum for a few weeks, and some idjut posts a topic which ends up taking a month to read. I don't have a months worth of access, so I'll just pretend I know what's going on in this cantina.

<Killer Ewok looks around knowingly, as if he's been here a long time.>

 

I wouldn't worry, nothing has happened anyway.

 

..the fire subsides..the regulars trudge into the charcoaled remains..Sith goes and hugs the blackened mess that was the keg and JediPaul weeps over the bar that held so many up for so long. They're a sorrowful lot..but silence abounds..at least until the girls arrive...

NOOOOOO!!!!! THE VODKA!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

Hey I've magically restored my Cantina to it's fromer glory. so rock on groovesters

Oh by the way free lemon Vodkas for all

 

the vodka? oh please - tell me the vodka is okay!
Sweet vodka, gentle vodka.

DEAR GOD PLEASE BE OKAY!!!!!!!!

 

We gather here to pay our respects to our dear departed..whilst other, younger vodkas, perhaps even bottled mixed softdrink types, will come and go, they will never replace you, And whilst we go on and find strength in our barfly friends, we will never forget you old pal..

rest in peace.

 

I have decided to introduce a new drink tto my Cantina after enjoying this particular drink at bar Wars 3, yes it's called a Dakari from Brisbane's Treasury Casino, yes and it's a cocktail of a sort of drink, it comes in Mago, strawberry and Illusion flavours, and tonite me and the girl who looks like leia will be serving

 

Just give me beer mate.

 

mmm, illusion...

so what did I miss?

 

The Seahorse races, they were cool.

 

Hands Grieyls a pot of gold (xxxx) that is lol

 

Must be my lucky day.

 

Hey Yes that's right folks, we now have have hotel rooms at Jedi Paul's Cantina, they r fully Air Conditioned, have Large Screen Tvs, and complimentary Star Wars Videos of course, they have luxurious double beds wink wink he he, and balconys for those romantic nights he he again, and all this for the special price of go on being then gregarious guy that I am I'll charge nothing yes that right, nothing, oh and by the way we specially cater for Honeymooning couples