FF:NZ Jedi Religion & the Census

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  1. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    TV3's 6:00pm News just had a story about it, but I only caught then end. :(

    Something about 53,000 people marking their religion as Jedi in the NZ Census, but it not being recognised as a religion here or in Australia - gee, what a surprise ... NOT!! :)
  2. YouAgain Force Ghost

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    that suxs i wrote jedi as my relligion
  3. ACERIMMERROCKS Jedi Master

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  4. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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    /\ bingo.


    They are not going to make "Jedi" or "Sith" a religion - not even if Channel Z tell people to write that.

    (Yes Channel Z (radio station) told their listeners to put 'Jedi' as their religion)

    I saw the lady on 3 News say some "Star Warsy" things - but Dad changed the channel to One News and I forgot - until comming online.

    Bah!
  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    It wasn't a "channel Z" thing, it was an email campaign that, being unoriginal idiots, Channel Z DJ's continued to trumpet.

  6. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    Bah!! whats the point of a census if ya don't get your say! I say we all dress in long robes and lightsaber their Asses!
  7. farmboynz Jedi Knight

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    Where do i sign up Grand Master Graal

    Do we get dibs on certain Political leaders?
  8. YouAgain Force Ghost

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    *YouAgain pulls on his robes and grabs his light sabre* "long live the jedi"
  9. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    Right then so we have decided, we shall not allow our religious freedoms to be abused! if people are allowed to run around in saffron bedsheets, eat lentils and bang anoying drums and call themselves hare krishnas then we can run about in beige bathrobes, waving hasbro plastic sabers and call ourselves jedis!!

    and if there are 53,000 of us why not form our own political party while we're at it!
    we out number those hare krishnas by at least 10 to 1!!

  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Just do it properly this time and actually register your religion!

  11. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    OK and how would one do that?
  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Uhh, send me a thousand bucks, and I'll do it for ya...

    // giggling like a schoolgirl //

  13. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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    NOOO!

    Graal, don't do it!!!!!

    Don't sent him TEH $ MUNEE $!
  14. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    yeah like I'm gonna send $1000 to a chilli sauce addict, I may have to make some enquiries though.
    Master Graal founder of the NZ jedi order has a nice ring to it!!
  15. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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    "Master Grall"

    Who's that?
  16. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    Damned if I know SFL!!
  17. farmboynz Jedi Knight

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    He is the leader of the Jedi Warriors which are part of the new Jedi religion

    We need someone to lead our warriors against the political leader stopping our movement

    You don't think Youagain would succed by himself
    He doesn't even know about battelstar

    Also we need someone to take the first few hits as we storm the beehive

    (Darth_Graal cannon fodder) :p
  18. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    Aww nah! I prefer to delegate that is after all the key to succesful management!! I say anyone born after 1979 can be used as shock troops, we could get ace or youagain to draft a strongly worded letter, however we will have to spell check it first.

  19. farmboynz Jedi Knight

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    What an army we will have
    Our shock troops
    Youagain and Ace lead by Corporal SFL storming the beehive steps
  20. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    we'll get that guy who cloned dolly and before ya know it wesa havin a grand army!
    Oh hang on a minute I think this is heading entirely the wrong way.....
  21. farmboynz Jedi Knight

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    Yes you are Graal, How many clones would you want of Youagain,Ace and SFL

    one of each right now is a little to much i think :p
  22. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    OK we know they can clone sheep so well just do that and dress them up with white meat trays for armour and send them in!! any one got hasbro's email? better order a case of sabers for the rest of us!!
  23. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    [face_shocked]




    :confused:




    [face_laugh]



    Mmmmm....um, we need a NZ icon. We really do. :)
  24. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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    Clone me!!!


    Just think of the fun we could have.

    SFL - study for exams.
    SFL - clean your room.
    SFL - ******************* <- SFL's thoughs :) ;) (you dont want to know)
    SFL - play games all day.
    SFL - sleep in as long as you want.
    SFL - eat comstantly.

    what a team! :)
  25. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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    nah SFL we decided it was acrime against humanity to clone you, ace or you again, and at least if the sheep cannot take over parliament we can have mittens, jumpers and BBQ!
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