Chic, IL Jedi Temple Lounge (Jus' Relaax)

"Anytime anyone mentions Go-Bots I just break out into hysterical laughter, can't help it, that and if anyone says Rodimus Prime was a better leader than Optimus Prime. Would you like somthing to drink also?" Autobot replies as she starts walking towards the bar.

 

:::Bosh & Rex follow Autobot to the bar:::
So what do you guys do for fun around here? I'm on my way to a Convention and just stoped here for refreshment...
:::Looking at the bartender:::
The first round is on me...

 

::rders a Juri Juice with a Cuervo Chaser.

 

An off-duty Rogue strolls up to the bar and finds a seat. "I'll have a Corellian ale."

 

Schph Gochi, Jedi Knight, sneaks up on JodoKast from behind.....

"dude....
if you are going to eliminate the Jedi Knights, you better stay on yer toes and stop drinking that crap you have in front of you!"

Shouts to ThomSolo...."only wimps drink that Corellian Ale".....

Orders a Rancor's Blood on ice....puts arm on JodoKast's shoulder.....

"Now, what bee do you have in your bonnet?"
"What ya got against Jedi?"
"And yes....my lightsaber is at your back"

 

Calmly, with a flick of his wrist, Jodo Kast releases a knockout gas from his hand, spraying directly into the Jedi's path. She drops to the floor, saber clattering to her side. "Sleep well, Jedi. I get paid more for a live one."

 

holding breath....on the floor to fake you out......

rises up as soon as he turns his head back to his drink...

force levitates him out to the mud hole in front of the bar.....drops him...
"Have a nice day"

lol.....

 

:::Talking to Bosh & AutoBot::: There goes another fight, is it like this all the time?

(Takes a sip of his brew & burps)

 

grabs her "Rancor's Blood" on ice and sits down next to Rex....

mind if I join you?
I really am a nice person and promise you won't join your buddy in the mud hole.

 

:::with a worried look, nods his head:::
Hi, I'm Rex Karrde...
::icks up his drink and toast fashion:::

 

Bosh, looks over at his friend Rex sitting next to him....and kicks his chair out from under him..looks down at Rex again. "Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else."

 

Autobot looks over and smiles.

"For an order dedicated to peace, there is alot of fighting in here."

 

"Just a way to release the tensions of a galaxy gone mad!"

Back to Rancor's blood....and vows...no more fighting for her....
well...tonight anyway....

 

Hmmmm.....

"Hey Gochi, see that off duty rogue over there drinking the Corellian Ale? Well, he said something very rude about your mother just before you came in."

 

hand slams on to the bar...Rancor's blood splashing....

"Ok....so the moritorium on fighting lasted...
(glances at chrono)...
4 minutes....
I guess that's enough peace for the galaxy!"

Wanders over.....
"scuze me pal.....you want a new way to use that Corellian Ale"

 

Thom Solo glances up at the irate Jedi. "Is there something I can do for you?"

 

"There's an ugly rumor goin' around that you got something against my mother.....since I don't have the faintest idea who my mother is....yer barking up the wrong tree". "Mine left me on the steps of the Temple when I was but a standard year old".....

"hey....wait a minute"....

"I know you.....you are that dude who is watching everyone....what are you Peace Brigade or just a sicko?"

 

:::getting up from the floor:::

Good one Bosh, let me introduce you to my little friend Mr. Sanchez...

:::looking at the bar keep:::

Hey barkeep, 5 DeathStars shots and 5 Dagobah Swamps please. And can you open a tab for us please. The party is just starting.

:::Looking at Schph_Gochi:::

Hey Schph_Gochi, my friend here (pointing at Bosh) says that you have a big mouth and that he can kick your behind from here to Tatooine and back, making stops at Corusant, Hoth and Bespin; where he will display you like Palpatine's puppet.

 

another sip of her Rancor's blood....

gonna be a long night!...

Looks at Bosh...

"My mouth ain't too big...but my butt is...so let's see ya kick it back to Tatooine" .....or....

"we can have a few drinks and you can let Yoda kick my big butt for fighting again when I get back to the Temple!"

"By the way...anyone have a death stick?"

 

"Smoking Death Sticks will make you lose your concentration. I stick to Spice."

 

:::Grabing drinks from bartender, gives one to AutoBot, Bosh, Schph_Gochi & ThomSolo:::

Let's toast for Bosh, for becoming the new president of The Trade Federation

 

Here's to greed!

Autobot knocks her drink back.

 

Raises glass....

To Bosh!!

Give em hell!

 

"Rex is just kidding. I'm not really the type for The TRADE Federation....that's more Rex's speed. I always see Rex trying to solicit TRADE over in the all male colonies on Sullust."

 

looks up momentarily from drink....

gets mental picture of Rex on Sullust....

shudders...

orders another drink....
er...
make it a double!