JediSabre77 Presents--Star Wars: EU--"WHO AM I???"

Ed, my guess is a Gonk droid.

I am a man who was stuck in the back of a NRI office years ago but with a staff, the staff was slowly whittled down over the years.

 

Ayddar Nylykerka.

 

Tears of Palpatine: Correct

Who are you?

 

I was one of the elite that had been powerful in the old days... If *I* had been in command, the Empire never would have fallen -- but someone else removed me from the equation. But there's no point in whining -- that's no way of getting AHEAD in life.

Who am I?

 

THRAWN!

 

Grodin Tierce.

No, I am not a gonk droid.

Try again.

 

No, neither Grand Admiral Thrawn nor Major Grodin Tierce.

Be careful, it's a trick question.

 

Sate Pestage?

 

The most obvious answer -- but it, too, is incorrect.

Pay attention to the last line -- but we're getting AHEAD of ourselves.

 

Oh... Ed are you a moisture vaporator?

 

Well what important person in the Empire got beheaded?

 

The only thing I remember getting beheaded was that dianoga Luke killed in SoTE, but I doubt it coulda made the Empire much better.

 

All too easy.

Who said we're talking about Palpatine's Empire?

 

Simus?

Ancient Simus?

 

If I am right I would have thought someone would have gotten that before me!

When I first saw the 'riddle' I knew the answer. Well, I knew who it was, I had too look at my comics to find the name.

So, mesa right?

 

[annoyingedmcmahonvoice]You are correct, sir![/annoyingedmcmahonvoice]

Yes, we anticipated someone to guess Sate Pestage, but get it right immediately afterwards.

 

WEDGE88-WHO ARE YOU????????

 

Haha, let me find someone that is mentioned on one page of one book.....

Okay, here we go:

I am the older than your father is when you are 50. If Karrde meet me he might give up his job. I have been known to help FUZZBALLs when they are looking for their friends. I know where you are! Even if you are green and enjoy star destroyers!

Who am I?

(weird huh? yea, you all probably know!)

 

Tears of Palpatine if you're still around would you like to write the riddle in the "Where in the Galaxy is Borsk Fey'lya's drones thread "now or do you pass?

 

No one wants to guess at my riddle?

Is it too hard?

 

Morgan Katarn?

Jorge Kardass?

 

Yoda?

 

Nope.


Hey that was fun, I stumped someone. Unlike my last 2 which people got right away! More! More guessing!

 

green and enjoy star destroyers.....uuuuuhhhhhhhhh

 

I probably will be going to bed in an hour if no one guesses, then I won't be back untill 12 hours later!

Guess now while you have a chance!