JCC JediWarrior And Connemara Missing In Afghanistan (Update: What a ****show.)

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/cana...ng-in-ottawa-today/ar-AAxVxOP?ocid=spartanntp

Bail hearing in Ottawa today.

 

Kinda messed up that the wiki entry doesn’t identify us by name:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Joshua_Boyle_and_Caitlan_Coleman

 

Really, @harpua‘s baby harvesting theory deserves a wiki entry all its own.

 

I would love to be charged with "public mischief". Although private mischief as a lot more fun.

 

We're not going to be mentioned in the movie

 

The inevitable Showtime film starring Tori Spelling as Conne that will have her sitting at the computer and using an app called "Science Fiction Chat" that pretty much looks like a baby boomer's idea of what AIM looked like?

Yeah, we are not. I'm still hoping to score a gig as "story advisor."

 

If only there were some way to edit a Wiki entry...

 

I don't think I'm allowed, I lost my virginity more than two decades ago.

 

But think of how fun it would be to get into an argument in the "Talk" section over whether love can blossom on a messageboard.

 

Will FIDo save her in the third act? The power of unrequited love triumphs over all adversity etc?

 

Is it time for the meta boards jokes? Can't wait for the serial killer star wars movie starring our hero, Slowpokeking.

 

Slowpokeking vs That One Guy Who Got Banned for Murder: Revelations.

 

If we want the wiki entry edited, it’s best to go with an expert, someone who understands the internal politics of wiki, someone who has a large presence on the site and can therefore push through any edits that, while we consider them worthy, others on there may not.

Give us a hand, @JediWarrior

 

What they'll do in the movie is cleverly modify all the names. Theforcewars.net, Wiggy, Darth Dude, dp5m, VadersLaPew, Surge, halibutt, etc.

 

JonTheShorts

 

"Names have been changed to protect the... innocent?"

 

Indian Jones, Chris Platt . . .

 

@Darth Punk someone is trying to steal the toilet role you were born to play.

I want to be cast as the sensei that convinced him typing like a T-Rex was the way to go.

Caps on, caps off. Caps on, caps off. No, do not reach too far. Elbows to chest, elbows to chest!

 

Has the realization ever come up that the mattress/computer set up etc. is in the...kitchen??

 

That's his bedroom.

 

So is his bedroom in the kitchen, or does he keep a stove in his bedroom?

And @Jabba-wocky does he sleep close enough to the floor to obtain honour?

 

I never saw a cat deep in shadows look so helpless. It's calling to us. We need to save it.

 

Too late. It got kidnapped with them and now it leads a powerful Taliban faction.