JCC "jesus loves me this i know, for the bible tells me so"

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. hudzu Chosen One

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    what are some other obvious lies people tell their children to make them feel better about the harsh reality that is our meager meaningless existence?

    {[face_flag]jacen 2012[face_flag])
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  2. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I just got off the phone to Jesus, Jacen, and he said he doesn't really love you. He's really fond of you, but he's worried "love" sounds like man-love, when he means bromance.
  4. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

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  5. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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  6. EmpireForever Chosen One

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  7. Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost

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    It will only hurt a little.
  8. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    "Life is worth living".

    What utter rubbish...
  9. harpua Chosen One

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  10. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    "everything's gonna be alright" and all the variations.

    no it isn't!!!!! shut up john lennon and bob marleys!!!
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  11. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    It gets better.
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  12. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    There aren't any monsters out there. Not real ones.


    But there are.



    They mostly come at night.



    Mostly.
  13. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    John Lennon and Bob Marley were your parents?
    Last edited by Juliet316, Jan 5, 2013
  14. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    nope, but i am their child.
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  15. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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  16. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    To be fair, Bob Marley may very well be AAAAAH's parent. He set up franchises in any woman who breathed oxygen. And cannibas.
  17. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    You can grow up to be anything you want to be.

    It gets better. It just doesn't get good.
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  18. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Nonsense, when Buddhists tuck their children in at night, they give them a kiss and tell the all life is suffering. Straight up.
  19. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    what did you want to be, lowbacca?
  20. Frank T. Force Ghost

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    In defense of Lennon and Marley, John did say you have to imagine a better world and if you smoked like Bob you probably be feelin' alright too.
  21. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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  22. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    Idk guys. I like life. I think it's probably more good than bad.
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    That was your parents' attempts at optimism...? Hopefully, you saw right through their indeciveness...
  24. PRENNTACULAR VIP

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    No my dad was an aclhcy and my mom was a minister. Maybe they offset each other and that's why I'm neutral.
  25. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    This is perhaps the best post in the history of ever.