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JCC "jesus loves me this i know, for the bible tells me so"

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    what are some other obvious lies people tell their children to make them feel better about the harsh reality that is our meager meaningless existence?

    {[face_flag]jacen 2012[face_flag])
     
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  2. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Just give it time.
     
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  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I just got off the phone to Jesus, Jacen, and he said he doesn't really love you. He's really fond of you, but he's worried "love" sounds like man-love, when he means bromance.
     
  4. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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  5. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  6. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    We love you no matter what.
     
  7. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    It will only hurt a little.
     
  8. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "Life is worth living".

    What utter rubbish...
     
  9. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  10. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    "everything's gonna be alright" and all the variations.

    no it isn't!!!!! shut up john lennon and bob marleys!!!
     
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  11. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    It gets better.
     
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  12. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    There aren't any monsters out there. Not real ones.


    But there are.



    They mostly come at night.



    Mostly.
     
  13. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    John Lennon and Bob Marley were your parents?
     
  14. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    nope, but i am their child.
     
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  15. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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  16. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    To be fair, Bob Marley may very well be AAAAAH's parent. He set up franchises in any woman who breathed oxygen. And cannibas.
     
  17. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    You can grow up to be anything you want to be.

    It gets better. It just doesn't get good.
     
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  18. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nonsense, when Buddhists tuck their children in at night, they give them a kiss and tell the all life is suffering. Straight up.
     
  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    what did you want to be, lowbacca?
     
  20. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    In defense of Lennon and Marley, John did say you have to imagine a better world and if you smoked like Bob you probably be feelin' alright too.
     
  21. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    It'll be over soon.
     
  22. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Idk guys. I like life. I think it's probably more good than bad.
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    That was your parents' attempts at optimism...? Hopefully, you saw right through their indeciveness...
     
  24. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No my dad was an aclhcy and my mom was a minister. Maybe they offset each other and that's why I'm neutral.
     
  25. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    This is perhaps the best post in the history of ever.