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JCC "jesus loves me this i know, for the bible tells me so"

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, that haircut doesn't look weird at all!
     
  2. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    If you keep making that face your face will stay like that.
     
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  3. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    youre a pretty princess
     
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  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    Relax, your hairline isn't receding, you're imagining things.
     
  5. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Nope, no innuendo there. :p
     
  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    OH REALLY? I HAD NOT NOTICED.

    Sorry guys, is January in the US like, Captain Obvious Awareness month? FFS.
     
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  7. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    i don't get it. why is that funny?
     
  8. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    My parents told me that I was a chimpanzee from the zoo that they had taught to talk. They said they had fixed all the mirrors to reflect a little boy so I wouldn't catch on. You can't make this **** up.
     
  9. tom

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    my dad used to tell me that everything he owned he got from some celebrity. like he couldn't just have a pair of swim trunks, he had to have johnny weissmuller's swim trunks. or if he had a guitar pick it was always eric clapton's guitar pick. i don't know why he bothered, i had no idea who those people were anyway.
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I think Eric Clapton was a backup guitarist once. Nobody of any real note.
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i know who he is now, silly. this was when i was like five.
     
  12. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Did he ever tell you who the beer cans used to belong to?
     
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  13. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    pioneers, the donner party, chief joseph. people like that.
     
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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    my muslim ex-girlfriend and i whiled away many an hour concocting elaborate plans to raise our hypothetical children as evangelical christians for as long as possible before shattering their worldviews and psyche by revealing their mom and dad are a practicing muslim and a catholic-born atheist, respectively

    that window was probably commissioned by some priest as a clever way of stealth bragging about the mondo beej he cops from alter boys
     
  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    How can you not know who Johnny Weissmuller is? That's like not knowing who Peter Serafinowicz is.
     
  16. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Rogue. I think Prenn was being ironic.
     
  17. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    my comment re: "mondo beej" stands
     
  18. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    "Your dog ran away."
     
  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yeah, my parents said that to me once and i was like "what dog?"
     
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  20. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    About five years ago, I was driving with my wife and (out of nowhere) reached the epiphany that when my mother told 7 year old me that, while dropping off my overly-energetic dog at the shelter, that there was a family waiting right there who owned a farm and took him to live there with lots of room to run around. That hag lied to me! She lied! And I had never noticed until decades later when I randomly thought about the mythical dog farms up north.
     
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  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yeah farms are a great place to invoke when telling your child their pet is an ass and needs to be put down.
     
  22. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Did you call up your mom and confront her about it?
     
  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I actually stopped over her house the next day and had a "mock" confrontation with her. It didn't actually bother me, as it was probably the right thing to do and the most comforting way she could muster to inform me of events. It was honestly so odd that nearly 30 years after the fact, I heard somebody on the radio talking about the 'dog farm' lie and came to such a realization. My poor dog...
     
  24. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He went peacefully.
     
  25. drg4

    drg4 Jedi Master star 4

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    My favorite: "Everything happens for a reason."

    Seems to me that everything is arbitrary.