FF:VIC Jet-Eye, let's have a chat.

So how are you?

Since there's no reason this couldn't have been a PM...

 

***k.

 

Really? That's great.

Seen any good movies recently?

Read any good books?

 

I bloody dare us to post 500 times EACH in this thread by Saturday next week. There's a realistic bloody dare, none of this half-hearted BS, that suggests that the darer isn't taking him or herself very seriously or is under the impression that opium isn't a banned drug, in which case that person is a fool and should be hit squire in the nuts. Andrew Bolt=mc^2

 

Bolt? What a top bloke.

I accept your dare.

How is Andy?

 

Bolt is playing the Melbourne Symphony I hear. He's on the drums!...GET IT???

 

Nudge Nudge Wink WINK SAY NO MORE to borrow from New Ager Vernacular.

Personally, I'm excited.

 

You're excited?



Like Zaarin? What, where? in the sky like an armadillo? what, yuzhan vong? HODGE!!!!

 

I'm a big fan of the Yuuzhan Vong in fact.

It reminds of this seen from Refugee, where the Yuuzhan Vong...

 

Yeah, you're heaps funny, giving me a hard time about the fact that i've journeyed as far as the northern peaks of Nepal and come up short. Did you like it or was it Dickensian in its approach?

 

I liked it. It had a touch of Dickens, at times deviated into Maloufian quandries, alluded much to Goldings work but in the end is best defined as a lasting tribute to Orwell.

 

did someone mention Golding?

 

I never read Orwell, I just claim to have read him, because one must "keep up appearances." The vibe of his word is pretentious and fictional. Much Like Bolt. The forums will be a farce if we're allowed to reach 1000 posts in this thread if we go on with inane posts like these. But hey, it worked for Guam...

 

Guam! Top place that. Sad about the hurricane. Did you here about that JE?

 

A good movie, but I felt the director failed to achieve the right climate.

SHAKES HIS HEAD

HURRICANE? IN GUAM? NO!!! YOU DON'T SAY!

 

Yeah. Wiped everything out, hence the end of the online time for the fanforce.

Much like the foretold "end of days" from the book of Insight, chapters 2-3 "How to analyse language effectively".

Scary, with Huggard throwing brimstone and all that jazz.

 

i smell spiced ham

 

Speaking of Huggard, PoT, apparently Monkey wants to drag Ross' son, corner of Beach St Neapean Hwy at 1.03am Sunday morning.

This is purely speculation.

Your thoughts?

 

Monkey is a top bloke, and should be given every chance in the world.

Much like people who smell stuff without reading the guidelines on the JC definitions of both Fluff and SPAM. It just isn't cricket.

Speaking of which, how was Howard at the Baseball? Top Stuff.

 

Yeah, I thought he was an abosolute embarrasement, the old blighter up there on the big screen waving to average americans with average philosophies without a clue as to who "the hell" he was. Who can honestly say that they felt that patriotic stir upon seeing an Australian getting such an applause in a foreign country? MarvinTheMartian aside, no one. What a dick, though it was all Bush's doing really, I'm sure Johnny baby didn't really want to wave to a bunch of idiots, he's just looking after his own "a$$"

But what can you do?

 

You can join my non-violent, political insurgency to topple him and take power in the next 3 year plan I have orchestrated.

Or alternatively, you can open a nice bottle of red, sit back, and get ready for the FA Cup tonight.

 

Bloody hell!!!! THE FA CUP AFTER *hopefully* A MELBOURNE DEMONS WIN!!!! AND UP AT 6AM THE NEXT MORNING FOR WORK!!!! YAY!


Bring on the RED!!!! First glass is just about empty - and they're big glasses - i'm ready for the next.

WHo do you reckon, Southampton or Arsenal?

Hell, this thread can be the 'offical FA cup preview' a la SBS' 2 hour preview build-up tonight from 12!

 

I'm sticking with the Gunners on a gut feeling.

Which is like faith in Huggard, but less mystical and more sporting.

Your thoughts James? Damir?

 

Hmmm.... Toppling evil government..... FA cup.... Toppling evil government.... FA cup.


Geez, this is difficult. FA cup it is

 

Kane, tight. I'll be back whenever CONDITIONS SUIT.