Recession Spending is correct. However it happens, death is a single common endpoint. The process that started you down that road is irrelevant, because the process is already finished. The current problem is that you aren't alive. Period. That's what the magical blood reversed. While there are many different causes of death, there is only one form of death. The blood reversed it, and you can't retcon that into some more reasonable, narrow achievement. It is just as broad and unbelievably stupid as it appears at first blush.