Unfortunately, RPF City is locked thanks to time expiry. Therefore I must post this here. Xan: Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a moderator, right? Penguinator: Yes. Penguindyne Systems, Model 176. Xan: [Pokes at one of Penguinator's bullet wounds.] Holy ****! You're really real! I mean, you're like a machine underneath, right? But sort of alive outside? Penguinator: I'm a admininetic organism. Living tissue over a VIP endoskeleton. Xan: This is intense. Get a grip, Xan. OK, uhm, you're not here to ban me. I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal? Penguinator: My mission is to protect you. Xan: Yeah? Who sent you? Penguinator: You did. Thirty-five years from now, you re-programmed me to be your protector here, in this time. Xan: Oh, this is deep... [Cuts to them riding a motorcycle at night] Xan: So this other guy? He's a moderator like you, right? Penguinator: Not like me. A Mod-1000. Advanced prototype. Xan: You mean more advanced than you are? Penguinator: Yes. A mimetic polyposter. Xan: What the hell does that mean? Penguinator: Liquid metal. ... Xan: Now, you gotta promise me you're not gonna ban anyone, right? Penguinator: Right. Xan: Swear? Penguinator: What? Xan: Just put up your hand and say, 'I swear I will not ban anyone.' Penguinator: [Raises hand] I swear I will not ban anyone. [stands up and edits a user in both knees] He'll live.