So NV Join the Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

Have you always wanted to join The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos?

Well it's easy!


If you or your sock(s) want to join, put a coffee drinking monkey in your signature, along with your monkey rank, name and title, and then follow it with 'Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos'


The ranks go as follows:


Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Commander
Lieutenant Commander
Major
Captain
Lieutenant
Ensign
Cadet



Here is an example of what to put in your signature:

Lt. Bling, Demolitionist for The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

or

Cadet Bob, Drug Tester for The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!


You make the monkey face by typing : { | } but with no spaces between the characters.

You make the coffee cup by typing ~ o ) but with no spaces between the characters.

Keep your monkey name clean, pick whatever rank you want.


Join Now!

 

Thank you Talon.


Yes, we must prepare, we are recruiting for all areas.



Join! The Penguins must be repelled at all costs!!!!!

 

Can I be:

Major Moron, Tactical Advisor of the Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos !

 

/sniff around for Nanners



Done!


Got any nanners?


/end sniff

 

What the hecks a nanner?

 

A Nanner, to the uninitiated, is also known as a 'Banana'.


Consider yourself initiated!!



So, ya got any?

 

Why can't you just say Banana then?

 

Or is "nanner" a way to confuse and confound the enemy... what a brilliant piece of tactical trickery. Glad I thought of it. Carry on, Bobo.

 

Very good then, Major Moron!



Oh, and don't forget to add the exclamation point to your sig. We are The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

 

The exclamation point is after the coffee drinking monkey.

 

My next tactical advancement... Nanner-flavored Coffee!

 

I'm on it sir!

That is if you'll accept Captain Cookie, Head Chef for the Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos.

 

Captain Cookie!

Welcome aboard Sir!

 

may i be commander poopy pants, defense minister of the hordes of coffee drinking monkey commandos! ? if not i'll think of another name.

 

Captain Cookie... I have the plans ready for Operation: Scalding Coffee. What you'll need is a giant coffee pot, 2 tons of coffee beans, a dumping mechanism, and a penguin trap.

 

Commander Poopy Pants, a most appropriate monkey name! (pants are great for holding ammo when we fling poo in battle)





Major Moron, that sounds great, especially since all of us monkeys have built in dumping mechanisms!

 

Can I be:

Lt. Wilco, Rifleman, The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

just a rifleman position for me!

 

Done! After seeing that army of penguins, we could use a good rifleman to pick them off! You will make short work of those waddling targets!!

 

Lt. Colonel Sheft, Demolitionist for The Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

Reporting for duty, Sir!

 

Eeeeep Hoooahhh!

Welcome aboard sir! Start working on a way to blow up some penguins!


I love the smell of burning penguins in the morning... it smells like Victory!

 

Maybe if we hide like... I dunno... 9 or 10 pounds of C4 inside some fish, and then throw it at the penguins... maybe... just maybe...

 

excellent idea!

I think I heard that penguins like herrings!

 

Aye, aye, sirs! Rifleman/Sniper "Wilco" is locked and loaded. Ready to rock. Let's roll!

There are snake-eaters, then there are penguin-eaters

 

Fire at will!

 

Set on semi-auto, 3-round bursts. Ammo check: good to go!

My sniper rifle will be down until I can set the scope