So NV Join the Hordes of Coffee Drinking Monkey Commandos!

*stealth penguins sneak in and replace monkey coffee with decaf*

 

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You must have replaced our regular stash with the decaf. The regular stash is our day to day brew.

During times of war, such as now, we only drink Kopi Luwak coffee.

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Kopi Luwak Coffee: made from the coffee beans that have been through the alimentary canal of the Indonesian monkeys. You can get a cup of such coffee in exclusive American cafes for five dollars. Mark Mauntanos, an importer of this expensive product advised, about 230 kilos of this coffee is delivered to the world market during a year. Experts say, the people of Indonesia have known such a drink for hundreds of years. They noticed that the monkeys, which live in the palm-woods in Sumatra and Java eat coffee beans, but do not digest them. The Europeans, who studied the nature of the most developed apes stated that they selected only the best coffee beans, which went through their intestines undigested.

Thus what comes out is the equvalent of someone hand-sifting beans one-by-one. This is one key to it's excellence. The other is that the enzymes of the animals stomach leech out trannins and also chemically change the beans in a way that intensifies their natural positive characteristics. Kopu Luwak is like super-indonesian - chocolate-ty, super-rich, and complex.

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So you see, replacing our current coffee beans or grind would be very very difficult, as we hand pick (no pun intended) our coffee.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!

EEEEEEEEP!!!

 

im thinking of a scene in austin powers. involving coffee. ewww.



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GO flightless Birds!!!!!

 

Alrighty, I changed my rank to MCPO (Master Chief Petty Officer) and no, I'm not really a hard-core HALO-head

Alrighty, Kopi Luwak is like the "Jedi Battle Meditation" of coffee

And, I have a couple of the Japanese "Hello Boss" canned iced-coffee(found in most Asian Grocery Stores and 99-Cent stores,lol) to go with my survival gear!

Hiya doing, JediGirlofCorellia! We still set for CIII?

 

Bombs away!!! ::Starts flingin poo bombs at the penguins::

 

Alrighty then, Defense Minister, am commencing poo and booger flingin'

Penguin Army seem to be in some mass confusion now...

 

BrigGen Bobo just paged me and asked me to bump this thread for Lady Obi-Wan's benefit, so she can get the full picture in her research into our illustrious history.

 

Yes, I said I read it...I want to know WHY the hosilities began between the Penguins and the Monkeys.

WHY? I must know WHY!

 

Part of the answer can be found here in a different thread, beginning on this page.