Jokes? Anybody?

Learn Korean in 5 Minutes (Must Read Out Loud)

1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.........................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man............................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...........................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..........Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet.......Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great....................................Super

 

Be careful of that last one, Roy...

 

Its fine. He didn't swear.

Lol Roy

 

It is a cuss --->lei ying lo

 

LoL! I liked those!

 

Children's books that didn't make it...For those of you with kidz, those who
know kidz, and those who ARE kidz ... something to make you smile today
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1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
15. Strangers Have the Best Candy
16. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
17. You Were an Accident
18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
19. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games


# 8 is my favorite

 

lol

 

Nice edit!!

 

Indeed.
//mutters
Isn't Rox the best Mod ever? We should start a Rox appretiation thread .
Nasty Roy! Nasty nasty! Terrible joke! Banned you must be!

 

Lets not and say we did!!

 

Just joking Roy.

Why isn't Mysty our Mod, again?

 

lol these are hilarious!!!

 

Uh oh!

 

lol. Just messing around with you Rox. I new you'd read this eventually

 

lol these are hilarious!!!

Thank you! Thank you!I'm here all week,and dont forget to tip your Bartender and waitresses!!

 

um...okay...right.

school ended today!!!!!!!!!!...i could do this forever but that means being banned again.

anyway, i'm in a really good mood and am going to attempt making non-spammish messages. notice the word "attempt".

and...i'm going to camp on saturday, so i'm "cruisin the wave!" [face_corny]

 

Hehe...just got this one...*evil grin*...

A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankee fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army. While off base, theywere caught sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of the sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping. The Cubs fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cubs fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.
The Yankee fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Yankee fan out crying like a little girl.
The Red Sox fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate--given his allegiance, who could of course blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal baseball fans in all the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Red Sox fan replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me
not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Yankee fan to my back."

 

Oh I just love a good yankee's joke!!

 

Welcome back, Roy...

 

That was great!

 

Alright, I don't know if this is too culturally discriminatory, but here goes.

How many Swiss does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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None, they all stay neutral while someone else does it.

 

That was awesome, Beth! hahahahaa

Yep- those damn Swiss. Cowards I tell you.

 

Subject: A dinner conversation that went wrong


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Damn!!"

 

lol