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Jokes? Anybody?

Discussion in 'Boston, MA' started by RussianCliche, May 31, 2002.

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  1. Pellaeon69187

    Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master star 5

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    Uncle Dad [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    That whole thing reminded me of Mr. Deeds.
     
  2. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How is Mr,Deeds?? I love Adam Sandler movies,the man is a comical genious!!
     
  3. Pellaeon69187

    Pellaeon69187 Jedi Master star 5

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    Mr. Deeds was perty good if you really like Adam Sandlers.
    Most people thought it was stupid but they just don't relise that being stupid is all part of his humor.
     
  4. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thats what Adam Sandler movies are!!

    Who else could get away with chasing an Invisible penguin around the house 8-}
     
  5. Grand Admiral Reese

    Grand Admiral Reese Jedi Knight star 6

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    Speaking of acting stupid: did anyone else catch Harrison Ford on Late Night with Conan O'Brian last night? He said his dream role would be a silly movie.
     
  6. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I caught the end of the interview.They were both wiggling around and making weird noises.It was weird to see Harrison Ford like that!!
     
  7. TIEace

    TIEace Jedi Knight star 5

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    I missed it...fell asleep on the couch watching Conan's friend Jay Leno actually.
     
  8. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    recently came back for camp. had 8 pm's waiting and wanted to hear some jokes. where do you guys think i go first?
     
  9. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    umm...The JCC??
     
  10. Crix-Madine

    Crix-Madine Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Did you hear what else he said?

    Conan:

    "Harrison, if you were in a cage match with Sean Connery and Clint Eastwood, what would your strategy be?"

    Harrison:

    "I'd probably go for their b*lls."

    LOL He is too funny! [face_laugh]
     
  11. Mandalorian_Warrior

    Mandalorian_Warrior Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I never took time to check this thread out. I have plenty of jokes to tell. But I think I'll save them for the meets.
     
  12. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Q. What do you say to a Pakistani in uniform?

    A. I'll have a grape Big Gulp please....
     
  13. DarthMeatloaf

    DarthMeatloaf Jedi Youngling star 1

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! I swear I heard that one somewhere. Probably on Jokes.com or somewhere.
     
  14. Grand Admiral Reese

    Grand Admiral Reese Jedi Knight star 6

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  15. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i keep thinking of jokes i could tell here...but i believe rox would have my head for them... :eek:
     
  16. idarii

    idarii Jedi Padawan star 4

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    not so much a joke as a funny little SW-related anecdote..

    we went to go see harland williams last night (the cop from "dumb and dumber," and the insane hitchhiker in "something about mary") and he was talking about flying and going through customs:

    "and the officer looked at ME and said. 'are you an illegal alien?' ... and i looked back at him an said ... 'Rrrhhhhhwwwwwaaaaaauuuuuunnnnnn!!!' ... that chewbacca is a hairy freak, huh? would you just like to shave him down? you know it's kenny g under there."

    anyway, i thought this would go nicely in the humor thread, i nearly broke a rib laughing [face_laugh]
     
  17. death-sticks

    death-sticks Jedi Padawan star 4

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    that's a knee-slapper. [face_plain]



    [face_laugh]
     
  18. idarii

    idarii Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :p i thought it was funny

    he did much funnier stuff as well but methinks it would be inappropriate for this board.
     
  19. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Hamster Show

    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
    "That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.

    "If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

    The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to.

    "Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that frog."

    "Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."

     
  20. Sunrider727

    Sunrider727 Jedi Youngling

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    How do you find a blind man in a nudest colony?


















    It's not that hard.
     
  21. Darth Dowe

    Darth Dowe Jedi Padawan star 4

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  22. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] I gotta remember that one!! [face_laugh]
     
  23. TK7771

    TK7771 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
    Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the
    repair shop.
    The shop owner saw that she was a blonde and decided to have some
    fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard
    and all the dents would pop out.
    The blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
    blowing into the car's tail pipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little
    harder
    and still nothing happened.
    Her roommate, also a blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
    The blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
    the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
    Her blonde roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Hell-oooo!
    You need to roll up the windows first silly!"



     
  24. Sebulba2179

    Sebulba2179 Jedi Master star 4

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    What goes: vroom-screech-vroom-screech-vroom-screech?
















    A blonde driving through a flashing red light.

    **********
    Three sisters are living together at home. One of them is in the bathroom on the second floor, getting ready to take a bath. She waits for the tub to fill up, turns the water off, wraps herself in a towel and puts her hair up. Then she turns and frowns, thinking to herself.

    "Hm," she says. "Did I just get out, or was I about to get in?"

    Confused, she walks out and goes to the stairs. "Hey, sis," she calls down to the nearest sister, who's walking by. "Could you come up here for a second?"

    Her sister comes upstairs, and receives the explanation, "I'm not sure if I just got out of the bath or if I was just about to get in. Do you have any idea?"

    "I think you were just about to get in," the second sister says. With thanks, the first one turns and goes back into the bathroom. Meanwhile, the second sister looks down the stairs and frowns.

    "Wait a minute," she says to herself. "Did I just come upstairs, or was I about to go down?" She can't make up her mind, so she calls to the third sister, who's arranging some flowers downstairs. "Did I just come up here?"

    "Yes, you did," the third sister replies. After the second one has turned and dropped out of sight, the third sister rolls her eyes.

    "Thank goodness I'm nothing like those two--knock on wood," she says, knocking on the wooden table.



    "...Now was that the front door or the back door?"
     
  25. TIEace

    TIEace Jedi Knight star 5

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    HeHe. Blonde jokes are always welcome. :D
     
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