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Reference Jokes for a Droid NPC?

Discussion in 'Role Playing Resource' started by TwiceBlessed, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. TwiceBlessed

    TwiceBlessed Jedi Youngling

    Oct 13, 2012
    Hey everyone, I'm currently running a game set just before the events of A New Hope. The party recently acquired a droid that thinks he's funny, and I was hoping you guys might be able to help me think of some jokes he could tell in-character. Jokes he's already told include:

    (To droid mechanic) "Well, at least you'll never be lonely." (Picks up some droid pieces) "Because you can always make new friends!"

    (In the middle of being attacked) "Hey! What do you call a ball for Imperial starfighter pilots? A black TIE event!"

    (Told to stop making jokes by party member while they are stealing a barely spaceworthy ship to get off a planet.) "Good idea, if I tell any more jokes, this ship might crack up."
  2. TwiceBlessed

    TwiceBlessed Jedi Youngling

    Oct 13, 2012
    Note: Please keep in mind that jokes about Han Solo or Luke Skywalker, etc. wouldn't fit because the droid has never met those people (yet).
  3. Sith-I-5

    Sith-I-5 Force Ghost star 6

    Aug 14, 2002
    Based on the only SW joke that I can remember telling, I would recommend looking up Superman jokes, and substituting someone else.

    Guy goes into a bar on Cloud City, and while he's there, to his surprise, someone else who is sitting at the bar, gets up, crosses to the window, opens it, and steps out, predictably fallng out of sight.

    The man is in shock. "Did you see that?"

    The bartender is non-plussed. "Yeah, don't worry about it. He'll be back in ten minutes."

    "What do you mean; he's dead for sure!"

    However, ten minutes later, the jumper is back, apparently none the worse for wear.

    "How the hell did you do that?"

    "Quite easy really. 'Bout ten floors down is this really strong gust of wind that carries you safely onto a balcony."

    "No way!"

    "Here, watch me. I'll do it again."

    Sure enough, the man steps up to the open window, onto the sill, and jumps out again.

    Ten minutes later, he's back. "See? Wanna try it?"

    "Yeah, why the heck not?" The customer steps up to the window, and steeling himself, jumps out, falling out of sight to plummet into the cloud cover below.

    Polishing a glass with a washcloth, the bartender looks at the first jumper. "You know, Boba, you are a right ******* when you're drunk."
  4. Splinterthemindseye_

    Splinterthemindseye_ Jedi Padawan star 1

    Feb 24, 2012
    All the Star Wars jokes I can remember.

    Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
    A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

    Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
    A: Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

    Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
    A: The outside.

    Q: What do you call a female Mandalorian?
    A: A Womandalorian.

    Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss?
    A: Ouch.

    Q: Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
    A: To get to the other dementia.

    Q: Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
    A: To get to the other side.

    Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
    A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

    Q: Why do Twi'leks like to flip coins?
    A: So that they can say, "Heads or tails!"

    Q: What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
    A: The appetizer

    Q: How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
    A: None, if the room's dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.
  5. Sith-I-5

    Sith-I-5 Force Ghost star 6

    Aug 14, 2002
    A good amount to be getting on with. I like 2,8, and 11.