Jokes thread, since the other one is locked....

star wars comic strip


check it out

feel free to post links to other star wars related comic strips like this.

 

Good one!

Here is a non-star wars one:

A man and a woman, who had never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall
asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold!"


"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."


"Wow, that's a great idea!" he exclaims.


"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

ha ha ha

 

Those were great!

Here is a good one.

Comic Book Security

 

The Parking Lot Is Full

Drabble

 

2nd one didn't work Natalie.... so you never said wether or not you thought we could turn psycho_jedi to the Dark Side.

 

The Vader teacher one is hysterical..lol

Man...I didn't realize how dark and evil North Carolina seemed...maybe I should rethink where I move...lol

 

I think its quite possible hes been known to wear a dark jedi costume from time to time.

 

Mayhem Whooo Hoooo, What's up Ward brother? Don't be afraid. Come to North Carolina and we'll teach you the true nature of the Force.

 

Mayhem! [face_shocked]

Well, I'm just an honorable member here . . . or maybe that's not so honorable

 

LOL...I won't comment on that SW.
Spooky, considering when I met my wife her screen name was Sithmistress...I think I am VERY familiar with the Dark Side....

 

dat a boy......

 

considering when I met my wife her screen name was Sithmistress...

He he he . . . I came up with a great sock name the other day:

Dark Lady MILF

 

OK, I know we've all read this one before but it still is funny:

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear? "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle"

 

[image=http://www.inkstains.com/art/1999_cartoons/1999-05-MAY/1999-05-25-2genealogy.gif]

 

[image=http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/Images/prod_center/darth_vader_200_55903.jpg]

[image=http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rjo0388l.jpg]

 

[image=http://img45.photobucket.com/albums/v139/SithJada/Star%20Wars%20pics/vaderrenman.jpg]

[image=http://members.aol.com/virtualdum8ass/vader.jpg]

[image=http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rjo0534l.jpg]




What was really going on inside Vader's head:

[image=http://pages.prodigy.net/digitaldjs/Case6DarthVader1.jpg]

Vader learning Karate:

[image=http://www.cardiffjitsu.com/images/darth_vader_in_a_gi.jpg]

[image=http://flakmag.com/jim/liberator/images/powerdroid.jpg]

[image=http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20****/images/philips_darth_vader.jpg]

[image=http://www.swannysmug.co.uk/photos/darth_vader_med.jpg]

[image=http://www.dougshaw.com/cats/anakinanddarth2.gif]


This one isn't funny so much as interesting:

[image=http://www.starwars-rpg.net/journal/v2i2/artwork/Shadowz.jpg]

 

And yes, obviously I had too much time on my hands!

 

This is over in Comms:

[image=http://www1.theforce.net/jc/images/Comms/reply.jpg]

 

ROTFLMAO!!!

You have to check this out:

Star Wars Spoofs

Check out the ones under spoofs. Hysterical!

 

From www.bash.org

#364341 +(865)- [X]

<@reflir> also, my harry potter sex bot arrived
<@reflir> err
<@reflir> I mean boxed set

 

Why the Sith need revenge

 

This is just wrong:

[image=http://aesop.thrillinghill.com/ousley/images/darthhomo.jpg]

 

[image=http://www.sandcrawler.com/SWB/Images/StarWars/Magazines/mag-dynamite-v1n7-197801.jpg]

 

ROTHLMAO