Jouw favoriete Quote

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  1. Elfsheen Jedi Grand Master

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    Wat is jouw favoriete quote, of gezegde? Uit de geschiedenis, serie, film, star wars, papa's, mama's, opa's en oma's...

    "I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger."--Mencius

    Sam: There's salt over here!
    Dean: You mean protection against demon salt, or oops I spilt the popcorn salt?
  2. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    Teveel.

    "Wij zijn hier op aarde om te zondigen en zodoende God te verheerlijken"-Mulisch (ik hou verder niet van zijn verhalen :/)

    "Gott ist tot!!!"-Nietsche

    Hele stuk in mijn sig (Latijn): "Waarom ik je niet mijn boekrollen [boekjes] stuur, Pontilianus? Opdat/zodat je mij niet jouw boekrollen stuurt, Pontilianus"-Martialis

    Uuuuh. Kan even niet meer bedenken.
  3. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Rene Descartes: "Ik drink, daarom ik ben."

    Ja, mijn Nederlands zuigt nog steeds.
  4. Pepijn Jedi Master

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    Family guy.
    "The money is in this bottle."
    "Ouch! Barb wire and salt!? Why do you keep these things together?"

    En in X2 gisteren had ik er ook nog een paar vette gehoord, maar niet onthouden.
  5. Elfsheen Jedi Grand Master

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    :eek::eek::eek: Jij hebt X3 al gezien? Maar maar maar die komt toch pas donderdag uit?????

    oh en

    "I spent years trying to lose my conscience only for him to go and find it again" Methos
  6. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
    Black Knight: Yes I have.
    King Arthur: Look!
    Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

    Serious quote:
    Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.?Plato
  7. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Chapman: Trouble at mill.
    Carol Cleveland: Oh no - what kind of trouble?
    Chapman:eek:ne on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
    Cleveland: Pardon?
    Chapman: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
    Cleveland: I don't understand what you're saying.
    Chapman: (slightly irritatedly and with
    exaggeratedly clear accent)One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treddle.
    Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
    Chapman: I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
    (Dramatic Chord)

    (The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain (Palin) enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles (Jones) has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang (Gilliam) is just Cardinal Fang)

    Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... oh I'll come in again.

    (They run out)

    Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

    (Dramatic Chord)

    (The cardinals burst in)

    Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! (To Cardinal Biggles)
    I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
    Biggles: What?
    Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are...'
    Biggles: (rather horrified) I couldn't do that...
    (Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again)
    Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

    (Dramatic Chord)

    (The cardinals enter)

    Biggles: Er... Nobody... um...
    Ximinez: Expects...
    Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the... um... the Spanish... um...
    Ximinez: Inquisition.
    Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
    Ximinez: Our chief weapons are...
    Biggles: Our chief weapons are... um... er...
    Ximinez: Surprise...
    Biggles: Surprise and...
    Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah!... our chief weapons are surprise... blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
    Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. 'My old man said follow the...'
    Biggles: That's enough. (To Cleveland) Now, how do you plead?
    Cleveland: Innocent.
    Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
    Superimposed caption: DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER
    Biggles: We'll soon change your mind about that!
    Superimposed caption: DIABOLICAL ACTING
    Ximinez: Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless - (controls himself with a supreme effort) Ooooh! Now, Cardinal - the rack!
    (Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack. Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. He hums heavily to cover his anger)
    Ximinez: You... Right! Tie her down.
    (Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack)
    Ximinez: Right! How do you plead?
    Cleveland: Innocent.
    Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack... Oh dear... give the rack a turn.

    (Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders)

    Biggles: I...
    Ximinez: (gritting his teeth) I know, I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
    Biggles: I...
    Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid.
    Biggles: Shall I...?
    Ximinez: No, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    (Biggles turns an imaginary handle on the side of the dish-rack)
  8. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh]=D=[face_laugh]

    That is one of my favourite Monty Python sketches, Cobra. :D

    Lumberjack Song by Monty Python
    I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    Chorus:
    He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

    Mounties:
    He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
    He go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

    Chorus:
    He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

    Mounties:
    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
    He likes to press wild flowers.
    He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

    Chorus:
    He's a lumberjack and he's OK
    He sleeps all night and he works all day.

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear ma'ma!!

    Mounties:
    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
    Suspenders...and a bra?!...

    Just the Lumberjack:
    I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear ma'ma!!
  9. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Hehe :p

    You should go to the MP thread in the JCC, which has a lot of fans, or read my fanfic "Don't Panic", which is SW/HHGTTG/MP crossover and the home of half of the MP fans :p
  10. Pepijn Jedi Master

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    Was that one quote?
  11. Elfsheen Jedi Grand Master

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    I think that were a whole bunch of quotes!
  12. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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  13. Elfsheen Jedi Grand Master

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    Quote, bunch of quotes, sketch... all comes down to one thing....SPAM [face_devil]
  14. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    [image=http://www.dgrin.com/images/smilies/spam.gif]
  15. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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    [image=http://assistenza.tiscali.it/sicurezza/spamming/termine/img/monty_python.gif]
    [image=http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/perspicacitycorruption/img/spam_monty-python.jpg]

    Monty Python Spam Song

    Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
    Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
    Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife: I don't like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
  16. QuiGonDave Jedi Knight

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    Check deze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE&search=Monty%20Python [face_laugh]
  17. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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  18. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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  19. QuiGonDave Jedi Knight

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    Hehe, ik zie nu pas die speeder bike in de achtergrond langskomen :p
  20. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    lol, I missed that the first time :p
  21. Ganner_The_Hero Jedi Master

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    Na t zien van X-men 3:






















    "I'm the Juggernaut, ****!"
  22. Pepijn Jedi Master

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    In Chess the pawns move first...
  23. Ganner_The_Hero Jedi Master

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    :cool:


  24. Apophis Jedi Master

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    Mijn moeder is een bloemkool.
    En mijn vader een asperge ...


    Btw : ze zenden Monthy Python's Flying Circus uit bij ons op Canvas ( Belgische zender ) ...
  25. Ganner_The_Hero Jedi Master

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    ik heb t gezien ja...geweldig! :D
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