jp-30: The Game.

i hear Rockstar's next game is going to be a balls-to-the-walls first person shootar where you play as jp and have to save the world from giant half-chicken half-squirrels.

omg!

 

Awesome, I've been waiting for this game ever since I saw this teaser photo.

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And there is no way that the Gobots beat explosive diarrhea.

 

I saw this at E3 last year. It looked so-so.

 

don't quote me on this, but, i think it will be Power Glove compatible.

dorktron, while explosive diarrhea can be cool, it's still not as cool as the best transformers rip off ever.

 

Not! Clearly you never saw the Orbots.

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Well, I hope it gets released in NZ, unlike Rockstar's last effort.

It would be somewhat ironic to be prevented from playing my own game by the Chief Censor.

 

Well, is your game going to feature "repetitive extreme violence"?

 

But unlike Manhunt, this game can actually be cool without completely scarring my life forever.

 

Holy crap, that just jolted many memories into my head.

Edit: In response to Deltron's picture.

 

communist robots. meh.

 

Transformers > Gobots

Gobots = Walking Metal Crap

 

Excuse me, I think we're supposed to be talking about me here...

 

Can you customize your own player? Cause I think I'd like to make my own rather than stick with the default characters - jp-30, Teh Gripper and Sapezilla.

 

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

 

Teh Gripper and Sapezilla.

no such characters. however, there is a hidden PiaS character who is indestructable and scores a lot.

 

I believe Soup Nazi's never actually eat the soup either.

 

however, there is a hidden PiaS character who is indestructable and scores a lot.

Does he use his magic sword of cornbread?

 

cornbread has recently been declared no longer funny, so it doesn't look good.

 

Was that that Professor Hathaway from Oxford University again? First AYBABTU, now Cornbread.

Soon there WON'T BE ANYTHING FUNNY LEFT!

 

well, i suppose there's always new zealand itself.

whoops!

>

 

But remember, Professor Hathaway was wrong.

 

the plot thickens.

 

I'm sorry, the only characters available are jp-30 and myself.

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PH34R M4I 0R4NG3 B0RD 5H0R75 AD/\/ H4\/\/A14N 5H1R7!!1!!11!11!11


SPOILERS FOLLOW!!!!

Final battle screenie leak!! OMG!1!11111!!

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What a fantastic backdrop.

*cough* bespin ripoff! *cough*

 

the plot thickens.

Actually, I still feels a bit watery to me.

 

you still feel watery? perhaps you need more fiber in your diet.




I'm sorry, the only characters available are jp-30 and myself.

you must be referring to the Federated States of Micronesia bootleg version.