JR. Dude, I've got mixed feelings about your departure...

You've got charm. I was hoping to exchange witty barbs with you today.

Juliana's got boobs.

See my problem?

 

There you are! Glad to see you, dude!

Yes, I think a back-and-forth thread is a great idea. Now we can wave at each other as we gaze across the expanse, thinking about what might have been.

So how's the moving in going? Seems like the girls abandoned ship pretty early today.

 

I hear you, JR. I'd like to see the girls come out of their...shells, too.

Clearly SLG was drooling over your manliness. She used to do that with me before the breakup. I don't know if I'll ever get over that...

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you go through the tunnel, or are you in there the legal way?

Did someone officially get booted yet?

 

What the hell?

 

They got legally swapped, I think. No official announcement from epic, but Juli's over here (although currently absent) and he's over there. Seems like a planned event to me.

 

Jay, it's ok, man. She stopped loving me long before it ended. I don't want to get in the way of your happiness. BTW, she really likes it wen you tickle her tummy. Especially when she's asleep.

 

Alright JR. It's up to you to get more pictures posted over there.

 

GIMER speaks rightly.

Edit: He's off checking his man-bag. I never quite know what to say to these things...

 

What's a man-bag? Is that like a colostomy bag?

 

It's a purse.

[image=http://www.andersonleather.com/files/leather_man_bag_braided.jpg]

 

Oh! Gimer's a metro?

 

Oh. My fault. By "he's", I meant JR. GIMER strikes me as, at best, a retrosexual.

 

Something's afoot.

This is getting too complex.

 

Hey!

I don't know what a retrosexual is.
Are you calling me old?

 

retrosexual (ret.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. A man with an undeveloped aesthetic sense who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance and lifestyle. Also: retro-sexual.

[image=http://h1.ripway.com/Dallas/-Dallas-/The_More_You_Know2.jpg]