JCC [juliet] 20 kids got stabbed in philly or pittsburgh or something

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    some sperglord decided to run around stabbing people until his asst principal and their old-ass security guard managed to catch up to him and tackle his scrawny butt. no fatalities because knife not gun

    no pics yet of HERO PRINCIPAL sam king. here is a pic of the ALLEGED stabber

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  2. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Odds of this turning into a "reptilian shapeshifter plot to take our knives away" thread?
  3. heels1785 Community & Prequel Trilogy Manager

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  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    im still in the salacious outrage phase
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  5. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Obama's behind this because it's now a plot to take away our pointy things! We must pray to Jesus and hope that His divinity will smite Obama from the face of the Earth!

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  6. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    How is this actually allowed.
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  7. Jedi Merkurian ST Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer

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    It's not. The comment has been edited
  8. yankee8255 Chosen One

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    You'll have to pry my butter knife from my cold, dead hand.


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  9. Mr. K Moderator Emeritus

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    We've got to start passing Knife Control laws on the immediate, yo.
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  10. Point Given Mod of Literature and Community

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    Clearly a shell game that Obama ran to take away our -ah I can't do this.
  11. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    Don't worry, I'm sure someone will be along to earnestly take up the torch shortly.
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  12. Darth Morella Chosen One

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    Obviously we have to start arming the teachers with Rambo knives. Duh.
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  13. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    sincerely didnt think you'd take it as a malicious attack on your character rather than goodnatured ribbing about your youthful countenance. my apologies
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  14. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    It's the video games corrupting the youths again. Video games and fluoridated water.
  15. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    I can't wait to hear about how this is proof that banning guns doesn't stop crime.
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  16. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    And by that I mean it's not proof.
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  17. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    well, if you were to mastermind a plan to place sleeper-murderers all across the united states who would, on cue, commit mass shootings in order to draw support for a plan of gun prohibition... and one of the arguments was that its much easier to achieve fatalities with a gun than other implements...then you would probably want at least one of the Subjects to use a knife as his weapon of mayhem in order to provide an object lesson on this point by achieving many woundings but no fatalities... o_O
  18. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    And vaccines. Don't forget the vaccines. It's a conspiracy to stop the wrath of God from smiting all the heathens with pertussis.

    In North Carolina a bill was proposed to allow public school teachers to be armed and to allow "armed volunteers" to patrol public schools.

    I **** you not.

    Our legislators drank too much fluoridated water or got too many vaccines or played Grand Theft Auto for too many hours or something.
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  19. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Mass stabbings instead of mass shootings? Are we turning into COMMUNIST CHINA?
  20. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Soon it will become mass drownings and then mass tickle fights.
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  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    All I'm saying is that if the kids were armed like Jesus intended, only the forces of Satan would've done git shot.
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  22. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    This is all a result of the heliocentrism lie being promoted in our schools.

    Thanks, Obama.
  23. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    So a thread about a mass shooting garners ASR's mass hodoring, yet this thread hasn't even reached page 2?

    Thanks Obama. Jesus.
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  24. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    He's still waiting for the black helicopters to go away before he can leave the bunker.
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  25. tom Chosen One

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    i get that it's just kind of how we roll, and that the kid was sort of arrogantly espousing ridiculous views in a way that was begging to be mocked. but i don't know. at this point i'm picturing a saturday night live sketch where a group of bullies picks on a kid in the playground until he runs off choking back tears, and then we cut to hours later, the sun has gone down and the bullies are still on the playground thinking of insults and high fiving each other for their "sick burns".
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