Phx June Sock Puppet Theater --Let the games begin!!!

ED: Locking. Ge those socks ready for July!!!

From the info thread:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a sock puppet and post in the theater, in character, throughout the weekend. At the end of the weekend, or over the next week, the goal is to ID who was what sock.

Since we conveniently have PFF meetings on the 2nd Saturday, then we can see who can ID the most socks. Prizes will be awarded, or at least public humilia... er... recognition can go to the person who ID's the most socks, has the most creative sock, etc.

Let's keep the sockpuppetting in this thread. Have fun, stay in character, and keep it clean. Beyond that, may this thread be a den of sillyness and much insanity!

 

What is a sock? ?

 

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

 

Is this open to everyone ? My sister is a REAL downer

 

Hello. We can begin now that this sock has arrived.

 

Who is your sister?

 

hee hee! This is gonna be fun!

 

Are we all clean socks ? Dirty socks are yucky.

You'll know my sister if she shows up. She'll be the one beating up on me

 

I was watchen' that Run LOLA Run flick an that whole film is like back masken. If you played it backwords it would sound like english. They're tryen' to steal yer soals people. Run LOLA Run means RUN TO THE HILLS!

I'm gonna get en me trailer an hide out. Gotta get some Coors first thow.

Hey all this talk a socks is maken me jealous. I can't afford no socks. I jus run roun barefoot an all.

 

"I jus run roun barefoot an all"- You belong at Wal-mart!

 

Me do all shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

I think you're beautiful.

 

Wal-Mart is good, yes. Wal-Mart has nice weapons for all my bounty-ing needs.

 

Me thank you for compliment Ricky_Fitts.

 

You're welcome.

 

Lets not get all mushy.

 

Anti-Ortae, ( ) it's not my fault that I ended up getting the pessimistic side of things... :ounds kreleia one more time for good measure::

And, yes, just to satisfy curiosity, I AM a clean sock... or am wearing clean socks... whatever.

--ortaé

 

Excuse me, Mr. One-armed_Wampa, I don't mean to pry. But did you happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Before it was cut off?

 

Hello friends.

 

No, but me have 3 nipples. Other Wampa's make horrible fun of me.

 

Walmart?
Dang man don't be getten all fancy & stuff on me. Shoot I can't afford dat place. Me an me pappy we go to Yellow Front but they dun close down. Shoot Wallyworld is only good for droppen yer ol' lady off at to get shoes an leten her have yer kid there. Heck nex thing ya know she's one of dem galactic senators or somethen! I ain't been back since.

 

I had to ask, because my father's toe nails were clipped by a Wampa with six fingers on his right hand. The Wampa did such a poor job that the toe festered for months. It made many socks stink badly. The stench killed him in his sleep while I was just a wee sock.

I loved my father.

One day, I will find this Wampa. And I will keeel him.

And I will tell him:

"My name is Inigo Montoya's Sock. You clipped my father's toenails poorly and killed him. Prepare to die."

I will have my revenge!

 

Me hope you find that S.O.B. he give bad name to all Wampa's. Me last see him near fire swamp. Always remember you can't trust Wampa's with more than one arm.

 

Gulliver here! For those that don't know me (I don't know why you wouldn't), I'm Dash's cousin.

You know, Dash.

DASH RENDAR!!!

Nevermind.

Anyway, glad to be able to grace you all with my arrival. Hep hep! What's that!? Someone in the galaxy needs help!? Me and my trusty freighter are on the way!!

--->SWIFT

 

I am... afraid.