Phx June Sock Puppet Theater --Let the games begin!!!

Oh there you are. You forgot to take your medication again. Tsk tsk.

What am I to do with you. Can someone help me hold him down? Now lets see, did I bring the 20 ft hose or the 30 ft one...

 

I'll hold him down !!!!

[POUNCES]

 

Is that dang cat in here? Oh well, I feel I must retire for the night.

 

Hmmm... these kids are having a good time.

Time to get out the ol' paddle.

 

Where'd everyone go? The theater is lonely.

 

Yeah, it is quiet.

 

Well, somebody let the old man out of the old folks home and he was just a kill joy it seems. Well what shall we do tyo liven it up then ???

 

Sorry I was away for so long for some darn reason I had this incredible urge to listen to my unle Ted's song Cat Scratch Fever 437 times...in a row.

I think I can feel my hair growing now.

 

Whoa! I think this is a real live ghost town. There's no one hear. Lookee oer' there! A tumble weed and a severed head in a helmet.

Guess I shouldn't have drank that ol' Coors with the 1977 experation date on it.

I feel kinda funny...gots to go lay down for a while....*droool* *flop* *Curplunk...*

 

Well i'm still here. Bored but here...

 

I am here now, but I'm leaving in a few minutes. Good morning, everyone.

 

*Grunt grunt*

Hey... watch your words. Respect your elders!!


*clears throat*

Darn kids.

 

Anti-Ortae seems to have a handle on things - or at least on me. Callista, a little help?

 

Excuse me, I think I'm going to go vomit now.

--ortaé

 

I'll hold your hair for you.

 

I thought you were holding Harrison.

 

She is!

//struggling

 

So did I! ...oh

 

Well, then...

I was just trying to get the replicator to give me a cup of tea...any of you know how hard that is? And time consuming?

Then I remembered sock drawers don't have replicators, even in outer space, but that's okay because we're back on Earth and there aren't any relpicators here at all!

So, back to that cup of tea...

I remembered that Earth doesn't have replicators, but that's okay because Earth has tea.

Well.

Who wants to joing me for a spot of tea?

Or saucer of milk, kitten?

All are invited of course...even though it took me so long that tea time is long since passed. //sigh//

And by the time everyone reads it we will be closer to time for a midnight snack probably.

Ah well, if you'll all join me at Milliways, tea is on me. That way it won't matter if it's tea time or not.

 

Should your post have confused me? I'll come, as long as that darn cat isn't invited. I'm allergic. Oh yeah, Obey Wann, isn't this thing over tonight?

 

Gee, I just woke up from my nap, and you kids are at it again.

Who's that Harrison fellow anyway? Probably some British chap. Does he make fine tea?

 

Oh dear, what a calamity there has been here. It is simply incandubious!

 

Okay now that Harrison has his medicine, what trouble could we stir up brother dear?

I think we should take the kitten to the pound and get a puppy instead.

 

Kitten's are cuter, keep the kitten

 

Yeah, what Anti-Ortae said!

Puppies smell bad...