Amph Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom, Dominion & Camp Cretaceous

Already been posted Diggy

 

I didn't know, I have you on ignore.

 

Jurassinception.

 

Telltale Games have nothing tot do with this.

 

Whoops, it was Traveller's Tales, not Telltale Games. My mistake.

 

Telltale were much more respectful of the source material.

http://www.telltalegames.com/jurassicpark/

 

Wow. That shot of the dinosaur running at 0:31.

And what dialogue. "Something's out there that shouldn't be." "This whole facility's been compromised." "Run run run run run!" "You're going hunting."

 

Looks better than JP2

 

Better than JP3 you mean.

Speaking of that, isn't one of the criticism of JP3 that the Pterosaurs grabbed people with their feet like birds instead of with their mouth?

Looks like the same thing is happening again in JW.

I was hoping to see more feathered Dinosaurs, but it doesn't look like that is happening either.

Maybe these supposed Dinosaur experts still use amphibian DNA...

 

No, JP2

 

JP3 had stupidly-smart raptors, the now brilliantly named Wronogosaurus killing a Dinosaur way stronger than itself, and badly handled Pterosaurs.

JP2 is flawed, but at least it had Lord Attenborough, and Pete Postlethwaite calling a Dinosaur Friar Tuck.
That and T-Rex still being King

 

It also had Malcolm.

 

True, but he wasn't as interesting as in JP1. Also, he brought his annoying super-gymnast Raptor-kicking kid along

 

And then Toby Ziegler got ripped in half.

 

The whole freight ship in JP 2 was one of the biggest plot holes I've seen in a movie.

 

I'm officially declaring Jurassic World the Lone Ranger/John Carter of summer 2015.

 

Yikes, I hope not. I'm looking forward to it, but I also have some concerns about how it could turn out.

 

I don't think it will be. It has one thing The Loan Ranger and John Carter did not have. ****ING DINOSAURS!

 

True.

 

Wait.

Not just dinosaurs, but ****ing dinosaurs? Well they be showing the ****ing on-screen? Will it be censored?

 

Life finds a way

 

I bet the Dinosaurs put in better acting performances than anyone in those movies

 

Ah, yes, the great hunter who carries his rifle barrel up through a rainstorm in the jungle, leaves his rifle next to a professional saboteur that is his enemy and then goes out to hunt the greatest predator in the world without making sure his rifle is working. What a great character.

 

No worse than the wildlife expert who freaked out at what appeared to be a milk snake and ran straight into T-Rex's mouth.
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