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Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by ntobin99, Apr 10, 2002.

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  1. ntobin99

    ntobin99 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    If a Jedi walk?s in to a night club what does he or she do?
     
  2. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Usually chops someones hand off :)
     
  3. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I guess he would be a handy man...hahahha
     
  4. ntobin99

    ntobin99 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    What did the Handy Man do to deserve this?
     
  5. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove it to the possum it could be done. HA
     
  6. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    What kind of drink would a Jedi order?
     
  7. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I would have to say a good old beer. Can't go wrong with that.
     
  8. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    I dunno, Obi Wan always seemed kinda limp-wristed to me...I think he would go for a Perierr.
     
  9. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I wouldn't go that far.. maybe a martini or something like that..something more civalized
     
  10. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Right, martini. Not as random or clumsy as a beer.
     
  11. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    {in my best ALF impression} HA
     
  12. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Dude, Alf is dead, get with the times.
     
  13. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    He was just in a commerical
     
  14. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh, my bad.




    :)
     
  15. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    About time you took resonsibliby for yourself.
     
  16. KnnOs

    KnnOs Jedi Master star 2

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    would he have it shaken or stirred?
     
  17. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Both because he was just that cool.
     
  18. ntobin99

    ntobin99 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    So does the night club give the Handy man a free beer and a hook. In addition does any know if the serve Cats there.
     
  19. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, he would already have the hook, but he would need a special mug that allowed him to hold it with his hook.

    He quit serving cats because everytime the handy man pet them they would bleed all over the place.
     
  20. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    He/She might go use the restroom. Does he make the humming sounds when he goes?
     
  21. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I think it would scope out the place as it walks in.
     
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