Just For Fun....

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  1. SySnootles Jedi Knight

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    Okay, this is a bit juvenile, but it is kinda funny.

    The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
    the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:   The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
       a = stinky
       b = lumpy
       c = buttercup
       d = gidget
       e = crusty
       f = greasy
       g = fluffy
       h = cheeseball
       i = chim-chim
       j = poopsie
       k = flunky
       l = booger
       m = pinky
       n = zippy
       o = goober
       p = doofus
       q = slimy
       r = loopy
       s = snotty
       t = falafel
       u = dorkey
       v = squeezit
       w = oprah
       x = skipper
       y = dinky
       z = zsa-zsa
       
    Use the first letter of your last name to
      determine the first half of your NEW last
    name:
       a = diaper
       b = toilet
       c = giggle
       d = bubble
       e = girdle
       f = barf
       g = lizard
       h = waffle
       i = cootie
       j = monkey
       k = potty
       l = liver
       m = banana
       n = rhino
       o = burger
       p = hamster
       q = toad
       r = gizzard
       s = pizza
       t = gerbil
       u = chicken
       v = pickle
       w = chuckle
       x = tofu
       y = gorilla
       z = stinker
       
    Use the last letter of your last name to
      determine the second half of your NEW last name:
       a = head
       b = mouth
       c = face
       d = nose
       e = tush
       f = breath
       g = pants
       h = shorts
       i = lips
       j = honker
       k = butt
       l = brain
       m = tushie
       n = chunks
       o = hiney
       p = biscuits
       q = toes
       r = buns
       s = fanny
       t = sniffer
       u = sprinkles
       v = kisser
       w = squirt
       x = humperdinck
       y = brains
       z = juice

    Okay. I'll go first. I'm ...

    Buttercup Pizzahiney. So is Cally. He he.
  2. Auraveda Jedi Master

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    I'm Gidget Diaperfanny!
  3. Amber_eyes Jedi Master

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    I am Pinky Gigglelips!

    hmm...why does that feel right?
  4. BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm Falafel Gizzardchunks.
  5. Bishop76 Jedi Knight

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    Poopsie Pottyhead... :D
  6. Mauler_II Jedi Knight

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  7. LeiaYT1300 Jedi Knight

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    Lumpy Toiletlips!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]


    Oh my God... lol!
  8. solo414 Jedi Master

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  9. Rick_Sith Force Ghost

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    Loopy Toiletfanny? Hmm ok, I'll go for that.
  10. ToxicNed Grand Poobah of Madison WI - FF CR

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    Poopsie Chucklechunks?!? :eek:
  11. marajoan Jedi Knight

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    Poopsie Bananabuns. Hey, I kinda like that. Sounds like a stripper or something.
  12. BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    OMG!!!1! JOAN SAID STRIPPER!!!1!11!!
  13. bwing53 Jedi Knight

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    Poopsie Lizardbrains. Well, I've been called worse.
  14. TheWampas1138 Jedi Master

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    Well I would be Pinky Toilebutt and Dwayne would be Gidget Toiletbutt...So basically we'd be the Toiletbutts. Oh man that's funny.

    Oh my goodness! I am giggling so hard it's not even funny..I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard. I so have to show this to the people at work. Catie you rock..I so needed this.

    M
  15. jedisister Jedi Master

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    Falafel(what is that?!?!)Gigglebrain at your service!! I WILL make you giggle!
  16. ToxicNed Grand Poobah of Madison WI - FF CR

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    Just for you Tracy!

    Main Entry: fa·la·fel
    Pronunciation: f&-'lä-f&l
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural falafel
    Etymology: Arabic falAfil
    Date: 1950
    : a spicy mixture of ground vegetables (as chick-peas or fava beans) formed into balls or patties and then fried
  17. BYOB_Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Reader's Digest version: falafel is fried balls.
  18. Idaara Jedi Knight

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    Sheesh, I'm Buttercup Toiletbuns...
  19. jedisister Jedi Master

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    Actually, I knew that, I just didn't recognize the spelling until you jogged my memory with that definition. The spelling(and the way I was pronouncing it in my head) made me forget [face_blush]. I have actually eaten a falafel before in Israel.
  20. TwistyMaeSkywalker Jedi Knight

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  21. LauedGiind Jedi Knight

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    I'm Booger Pizza-Nose :)


    ****Tom I just saw your one post above and I laughed so hard. You made my day.
  22. _darth_jango_ Jedi Padawan

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    i'm Lumpy Lizardbiscuits
  23. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    Great Thread!

    I am Flunky Bananachunks. As my first act with this new name, I figured out some new Star Wars names.

    Darth Vader is Gidget Picklebuns
    Luke Skywalker is Booger Pizzabuns
    Han Solo is Cheeseball Pizzahiney (Laugh it up, cheeseball.)
    Padme Amidala is Doofus Diaperhead [face_laugh]
    Obi-Wan Kenobi is Goober Pottylips
    Darth Maul is Gidget Bananabrain
    Jango Fett is Poopsie Barfsniffer
    Boba Fett is Lumpy Barfsniffer

    And George Lucas is Fluffy Liverfanny.
  24. Auraveda Jedi Master

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    I find it funny that "Darth" always translates as "Gidget". It makes all the sith lords seem so much less evil.

    [image=http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/gidget3.jpg]
  25. Com_Link_Jammin Jedi Knight

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