Just For Fun....

Okay, this is a bit juvenile, but it is kinda funny.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:   The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
   a = stinky
   b = lumpy
   c = buttercup
   d = gidget
   e = crusty
   f = greasy
   g = fluffy
   h = cheeseball
   i = chim-chim
   j = poopsie
   k = flunky
   l = booger
   m = pinky
   n = zippy
   o = goober
   p = doofus
   q = slimy
   r = loopy
   s = snotty
   t = falafel
   u = dorkey
   v = squeezit
   w = oprah
   x = skipper
   y = dinky
   z = zsa-zsa
   
Use the first letter of your last name to
  determine the first half of your NEW last
name:
   a = diaper
   b = toilet
   c = giggle
   d = bubble
   e = girdle
   f = barf
   g = lizard
   h = waffle
   i = cootie
   j = monkey
   k = potty
   l = liver
   m = banana
   n = rhino
   o = burger
   p = hamster
   q = toad
   r = gizzard
   s = pizza
   t = gerbil
   u = chicken
   v = pickle
   w = chuckle
   x = tofu
   y = gorilla
   z = stinker
   
Use the last letter of your last name to
  determine the second half of your NEW last name:
   a = head
   b = mouth
   c = face
   d = nose
   e = tush
   f = breath
   g = pants
   h = shorts
   i = lips
   j = honker
   k = butt
   l = brain
   m = tushie
   n = chunks
   o = hiney
   p = biscuits
   q = toes
   r = buns
   s = fanny
   t = sniffer
   u = sprinkles
   v = kisser
   w = squirt
   x = humperdinck
   y = brains
   z = juice

Okay. I'll go first. I'm ...

Buttercup Pizzahiney. So is Cally. He he.

 

I'm Gidget Diaperfanny!

 

I am Pinky Gigglelips!

hmm...why does that feel right?

 

I'm Falafel Gizzardchunks.

 

Poopsie Pottyhead...

 

Gidget Lizardbrain

 

Lumpy Toiletlips!




Oh my God... lol!

 

Pinky Livertush

 

Loopy Toiletfanny? Hmm ok, I'll go for that.

 

Poopsie Chucklechunks?!?

 

Poopsie Bananabuns. Hey, I kinda like that. Sounds like a stripper or something.

 

OMG!!!1! JOAN SAID STRIPPER!!!1!11!!

 

Poopsie Lizardbrains. Well, I've been called worse.

 

Well I would be Pinky Toilebutt and Dwayne would be Gidget Toiletbutt...So basically we'd be the Toiletbutts. Oh man that's funny.

Oh my goodness! I am giggling so hard it's not even funny..I'm actually crying I'm laughing so hard. I so have to show this to the people at work. Catie you rock..I so needed this.

M

 

Falafel(what is that?!?!)Gigglebrain at your service!! I WILL make you giggle!

 

Just for you Tracy!

Main Entry: fa·la·fel
Pronunciation: f&-'lä-f&l
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural falafel
Etymology: Arabic falAfil
Date: 1950
: a spicy mixture of ground vegetables (as chick-peas or fava beans) formed into balls or patties and then fried

 

Reader's Digest version: falafel is fried balls.

 

Sheesh, I'm Buttercup Toiletbuns...

 

Actually, I knew that, I just didn't recognize the spelling until you jogged my memory with that definition. The spelling(and the way I was pronouncing it in my head) made me forget . I have actually eaten a falafel before in Israel.

 

Crusty Waffle.

 

I'm Booger Pizza-Nose


****Tom I just saw your one post above and I laughed so hard. You made my day.

 

i'm Lumpy Lizardbiscuits

 

Great Thread!

I am Flunky Bananachunks. As my first act with this new name, I figured out some new Star Wars names.

Darth Vader is Gidget Picklebuns
Luke Skywalker is Booger Pizzabuns
Han Solo is Cheeseball Pizzahiney (Laugh it up, cheeseball.)
Padme Amidala is Doofus Diaperhead
Obi-Wan Kenobi is Goober Pottylips
Darth Maul is Gidget Bananabrain
Jango Fett is Poopsie Barfsniffer
Boba Fett is Lumpy Barfsniffer

And George Lucas is Fluffy Liverfanny.

 

I find it funny that "Darth" always translates as "Gidget". It makes all the sith lords seem so much less evil.

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Pinky Hamster-Shorts