JCC Just how big is Big Dani?

And by "big" are you talking about big in general, like 6'8 and proportional?

Or is this "big" as in "hoveround".

it's an ironic nickname.

I seem to recall the top of her head came just about to the middle of my chest or so.

Stopping the dansanity edit!

I was waiting for that joke.

And no.

Seriously, Vin. I asked you in Hat. Stop it.

The dansity of dani threads is too damn high

Dani always makes me feel so good... and tall.

Dani always makes me feel tall, too. Wait, everybody does.

So you're a shrimp too Debo?

Oh wait, read that wrong... you must be tall.

But you're 8'6"

There's a hilarious picture somewhere on the internet of us standing next to each other. My friend had to go pretty far to fit us both in one frame.

She had to take the train to Utrecht, in fact.

The picture in question

Close enough.

I feel like Dani probably gets stepped on a lot.

Amazing.

A parody too far... and I have a bridge to sell you!

Just think of any thread about Dani like the Bill Brasky sketches from SNL. You can say anything you want about her and it'll be true.

As for Dani, I think she's about 7'8 and once scissor kicked Manute Bol when he cut in front of her in line. After that, she punched a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side of it.

As happy as Dani correcting grammer.