JCC Justify My Love here

do it

 

Because guns don't move very much.

 

Boy. You've got to prove your love to me.

 

I know.

 

story of my life

 

Funny story:

Years ago, in the early '90s, when my town held the big festival with they hold every July to honor the baby food gods (my hometown is the home of Gerber Baby Foods), one of the rides was playing Madonna's "Justify my love" as the choice of music to play. I thought that was weird they'd did that, because my town is full of uptight, religious types (like this organization). Not that anybody complained or anything, I just thought it was weird the carnival people would play that, is all.

 

Because I am an Obaman.

 

When you're as sexeh as me you don't need a reason.

 

Did you make me coffee?
I can't justify nothin' 'til you do that.

 

wait you need coffee before... displays of affection? that's weird

 

What part of being the first person up to make coffee is not sexy?

 

Yes you do. Otherwise the love wilts. Now go get your shinebox.

 

I make coffee every morning...not only that, I grind the beans and make SURE I do it before my girl's alarm goes off. She's not a morning person, so she usually crawls out from under the covers with me standing there with a fresh cup held right at nose height.

Gentlemen...this works out well.

 

PM me. I'm affordable. Don't buy a Buell, guys. I can make you suave without it...unless you're buying a Ducati. If you've got one of those I am of no use to you.

 

No

 

I'm not sure how to document this in your file.