JCC Justify your crimes here

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    You stand before this court accused of atrocious crimes. Make your final justifications for your actions, after which you will either be pardoned (unlikely) or sentenced accordingly (most probably).
  2. solojones Chosen One

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    I watch copious amounts of True Crime shows on Investigation Discovery. Murders, kidnappings, con people... fascinating. It's research for my crime drama writing! IT'S MY DUTY
  3. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Yes I rigged the bomb that blew up the bus full of orphans....however, your Honor, it was in self defense.
  4. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    I am guilty. But in all fairness so is everyone else. Who here hasn't committed a crime? Even a small one. You're all guilty.
  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    @sj That is a terrible justification.

    CONDEMNED!!

    You must now post a picture of Dr. Who naked.
    Last edited by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013
  6. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    I did it because hey, **** yourself
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  7. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    I believe the expression is 'hey, go **** yourself.'
  8. solojones Chosen One

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    How dare you question my work ethic! And he's called The Doctor! But FINE, fascist.
    [IMG]
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  9. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Aytee-Aytee: Fair enough. PARDONED.

    FID: No excuse!! CONDEMNED. You must now post a haiku about what a great emperor Jello is.

    Stackpole: Terrible! CONDEMNED. Tell us the most embarrassing thing you can see from your computer.
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    I do not recognize the jurisdiction of this court.
  11. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I do not recognize your lack of recognition of this . . . OOOOH!

    CONDEMNED!!

    Give us 3 sentences about the most ridiculous Roman Emperor ever.
  12. hudzu Chosen One

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    i don't have to justify a damn thing. i did what i did and i'd do it again.
  13. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Jello the greatest
    He squishes and wiggles
    Not much else
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  14. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    There once was a man named Elagabalus,
    who made terrible use of his phallus.
    Placed in power by his aunt Julia,
    the guy was really quite peculiar.
    For him mere orgies were just quite too plain,
    instead he sat in the palace willing to screw all who came.
    Last edited by GrandAdmiralJello, Jan 19, 2013
  15. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    I have committed no crimes here, therefore I have no crimes to justify.
  16. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Master_Jacen: Horrible! You are CONDEMNED, sir! You must now reveal to us the secret of your most delicious cake.

    FID & Jello . . . very well. You may go.


    EDIT: Juliet, that is the worst justification yet seen. CONDEMNED. Now you must post what will happen on this date in 2031.
    Last edited by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013
  17. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I post on an internet forum. However, I have a really amusing username, avatar, and signature.
  18. RC-1991 Force Ghost

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    I couldn't help it, your Honor. He had a sweet hat!
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  19. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    IAreTheInternets: CONDEMNED! Where is your amusing avatar now?!! However, as you are a newer user, I am prepared to be merciful. Post an abbreviated version of the JCC ABC's, covering only letters A, F, K, and W.

    RC-1991: Lies! You are CONDEMNED!! Post an animated gif of someone, other than The Doctor, dancing with a fez.
  20. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    In the year 2031, a comet slams into the earth. Rocks fall, everybody dies.
  21. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Your honor, I put a melon on the head of my cat.

    [IMG]


    I feel no shame.
  22. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    I see nothing wrong with launching the elderly with trebuchets. I'll launch you next. That's right, grandma.
    Last edited by Lord Vivec, Jan 19, 2013
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  23. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Bender: CONDEMNED!! Post a YouTube video of the power ballad you will sing to your cat as a feeble attempt to make amends. If possible, post a sound file of you singing said song.

    EDIT:

    Vivec: You know, I nearly pardoned you. I see nothing wrong with launching the elderly either, and you did correctly spell "trebuchets." But "Grandma?" OOH! You wee punk! CONDEMNED!!!

    Now you must find a link to a stupid internet game that is as close to launching the elderly out of trebuchets as possible, so we can all play at home.
    Last edited by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013
  24. hudzu Chosen One

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    my most delicious cake is like, a yellow cake with chocolate frosting in an 11x9 pan. the secret? i'm horrible at cakes.
  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I'm white and/or incredibly wealthy and/or a giant corporation.
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Jan 19, 2013