main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

JCC Justify your crimes here

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    You stand before this court accused of atrocious crimes. Make your final justifications for your actions, after which you will either be pardoned (unlikely) or sentenced accordingly (most probably).
     
  2. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Sep 27, 2000
    I watch copious amounts of True Crime shows on Investigation Discovery. Murders, kidnappings, con people... fascinating. It's research for my crime drama writing! IT'S MY DUTY
     
  3. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    Yes I rigged the bomb that blew up the bus full of orphans....however, your Honor, it was in self defense.
     
  4. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2001
    I am guilty. But in all fairness so is everyone else. Who here hasn't committed a crime? Even a small one. You're all guilty.
     
  5. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    @sj That is a terrible justification.

    CONDEMNED!!

    You must now post a picture of Dr. Who naked.
     
  6. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2002
    I did it because hey, **** yourself
     
    CT-867-5309 likes this.
  7. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2001
    I believe the expression is 'hey, go **** yourself.'
     
  8. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    Sep 27, 2000
    How dare you question my work ethic! And he's called The Doctor! But FINE, fascist.
    [​IMG]
     
    Mar17swgirl, halibut and Juliet316 like this.
  9. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    Aytee-Aytee: Fair enough. PARDONED.

    FID: No excuse!! CONDEMNED. You must now post a haiku about what a great emperor Jello is.

    Stackpole: Terrible! CONDEMNED. Tell us the most embarrassing thing you can see from your computer.
     
  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 28, 2000
    I do not recognize the jurisdiction of this court.
     
  11. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    I do not recognize your lack of recognition of this . . . OOOOH!

    CONDEMNED!!

    Give us 3 sentences about the most ridiculous Roman Emperor ever.
     
  12. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 1, 2003
    i don't have to justify a damn thing. i did what i did and i'd do it again.
     
  13. Fire_Ice_Death

    Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master star 7

    Registered:
    Feb 15, 2001
    Jello the greatest
    He squishes and wiggles
    Not much else
     
    halibut, tom and Healer_Leona like this.
  14. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 28, 2000
    There once was a man named Elagabalus,
    who made terrible use of his phallus.
    Placed in power by his aunt Julia,
    the guy was really quite peculiar.
    For him mere orgies were just quite too plain,
    instead he sat in the palace willing to screw all who came.
     
  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    I have committed no crimes here, therefore I have no crimes to justify.
     
  16. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    Master_Jacen: Horrible! You are CONDEMNED, sir! You must now reveal to us the secret of your most delicious cake.

    FID & Jello . . . very well. You may go.


    EDIT: Juliet, that is the worst justification yet seen. CONDEMNED. Now you must post what will happen on this date in 2031.
     
  17. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2012
    I post on an internet forum. However, I have a really amusing username, avatar, and signature.
     
  18. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 2, 2009
    I couldn't help it, your Honor. He had a sweet hat!
     
    GrandAdmiralJello likes this.
  19. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    IAreTheInternets: CONDEMNED! Where is your amusing avatar now?!! However, as you are a newer user, I am prepared to be merciful. Post an abbreviated version of the JCC ABC's, covering only letters A, F, K, and W.

    RC-1991: Lies! You are CONDEMNED!! Post an animated gif of someone, other than The Doctor, dancing with a fez.
     
  20. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    In the year 2031, a comet slams into the earth. Rocks fall, everybody dies.
     
  21. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

    Registered:
    Oct 30, 2012
    Your honor, I put a melon on the head of my cat.

    [​IMG]


    I feel no shame.
     
  22. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

    Registered:
    Apr 17, 2006
    I see nothing wrong with launching the elderly with trebuchets. I'll launch you next. That's right, grandma.
     
    Darth_Invidious likes this.
  23. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    Bender: CONDEMNED!! Post a YouTube video of the power ballad you will sing to your cat as a feeble attempt to make amends. If possible, post a sound file of you singing said song.

    EDIT:

    Vivec: You know, I nearly pardoned you. I see nothing wrong with launching the elderly either, and you did correctly spell "trebuchets." But "Grandma?" OOH! You wee punk! CONDEMNED!!!

    Now you must find a link to a stupid internet game that is as close to launching the elderly out of trebuchets as possible, so we can all play at home.
     
  24. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 1, 2003
    my most delicious cake is like, a yellow cake with chocolate frosting in an 11x9 pan. the secret? i'm horrible at cakes.
     
  25. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2002
    I'm white and/or incredibly wealthy and/or a giant corporation.