Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013.
I can tell he's missing the melon. I'm missing about an ounce of blood.
D_G, I am most grieved to hear that you may be a giant corporation. How do you fit in your house? Anyway, it doesn't matter, because you are CONDEMNED!!
You are hereby sentenced to say something unironically cheerful about the Episode VII forum.
I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy.
Oh boy, I hope most of their ideas come to fruition!
...This is harder than I thought.
It wasn't me.
The Pope made me do it.
Narutakikun: Oh, that's what they all say! CONDEMNED!!
Find the Stupidest Thing on the Internet. No fair using politics, religious debates, or the JCC itself. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.
jp: You're not even trying. CONDEMNED!!
You must now dredge up the best thread of 2002. Go!!
@Obi-Zahn Kenobi Much better excuse. Still, however, you ARE . . . . CONDEMNED!!
Write a cinquain about humanae vitae. Any form will do.
This isn't my punishment, I just wanted to post this
Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I...hated her, soo much. It-it, the f...it. Fla. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing. Breathle-Heaving breaths.
EmpireForever, you FIEND! You are thrice-times CONDEMNED!! In Yvette's memory, post a YouTube video of a squirrel doing something adorable.
but shall we split the twain?
And thus shall marriage, family die,
It is really a crime if no one knows what I did and no one was hurt?
I was under the imperius curse.
Satan made me do it.
I've been staking out Cor's house for a home invasion/burglary. My justification is that it will make his thread better reading.
Whatever it was I did, I deny I did it. Unless you're referring to that, then yes, I definitely did that. But not this. Or them. Maybe her, I was inebriated at the time, so I cannot remember. Definitely not him. Oh no, wait, I did. My mistake.
But, clearly, I don't know a lot of what I'm doing, so I should be forgiven.
Neither do I. They all had it coming and only I know where the bodies are buried.
I didn't think I would be caught.
I demand trial by combat.
I porn bombed LACWAC (I'm required to tell you this as a condition of my reinstatement). They were asking for it. Hilariously, the foolish moderators have allowed me to return. Like all sex offenders, I'm just going to do it again.
There must be some confusion, I thought I was here on the jury.
Join us, ophelia, you have known to to disagree with the mods before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, ophelia, take it! Join us!
This thread is a crime.
JCC Alphabet?! NOOOOOO! Umm so A, F, K, and W? Here goes nothing:
Free Darth Boy
Killing Mod Favorites
That was much harder than I thought. I probably did it wrong.