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Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Jan 19, 2013.

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  1. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Knight star 2

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    I can tell he's missing the melon. I'm missing about an ounce of blood.
     
    Bender666, Jan 19, 2013
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  2. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    D_G, I am most grieved to hear that you may be a giant corporation. How do you fit in your house? Anyway, it doesn't matter, because you are CONDEMNED!!

    You are hereby sentenced to say something unironically cheerful about the Episode VII forum.
     
    poor yorick, Jan 19, 2013
    #27
  3. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy.
     
    Narutakikun, Jan 19, 2013
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  4. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Oh boy, I hope most of their ideas come to fruition!


    ...This is harder than I thought.
     
    Darth Guy, Jan 19, 2013
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  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It wasn't me.
     
    jp-30, Jan 19, 2013
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  6. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    The Pope made me do it.
     
    Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 19, 2013
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  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Narutakikun: Oh, that's what they all say! CONDEMNED!!

    Find the Stupidest Thing on the Internet. No fair using politics, religious debates, or the JCC itself. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    jp: You're not even trying. CONDEMNED!!

    You must now dredge up the best thread of 2002. Go!!

    EDIT:

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Much better excuse. Still, however, you ARE . . . . CONDEMNED!!

    Write a cinquain about humanae vitae. Any form will do.
     
    poor yorick, Jan 20, 2013
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  8. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    This isn't my punishment, I just wanted to post this
    [​IMG]
     
    solojones, Jan 20, 2013
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  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I...hated her, soo much. It-it, the f...it. Fla. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing. Breathle-Heaving breaths.
     
    EmpireForever, Jan 20, 2013
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  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    EmpireForever, you FIEND! You are thrice-times CONDEMNED!! In Yvette's memory, post a YouTube video of a squirrel doing something adorable.
     
    poor yorick, Jan 20, 2013
    #35
  11. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    EmpireForever, Jan 20, 2013
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  12. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    Love
    creates, unites,
    but shall we split the twain?
    And thus shall marriage, family die,
    and love.
     
    Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 20, 2013
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  13. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    It is really a crime if no one knows what I did and no one was hurt?
     
    Healer_Leona , Jan 20, 2013
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  14. Jensaarai1219

    Jensaarai1219 Jedi Master star 4

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    I was under the imperius curse.
     
    Jensaarai1219, Jan 20, 2013
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  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Satan made me do it.
     
    anakinfansince1983 , Jan 20, 2013
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  16. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I've been staking out Cor's house for a home invasion/burglary. My justification is that it will make his thread better reading.
     
    Eeth-my-Koth, Jan 20, 2013
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  17. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Mod-Emperor of the EUC, Lit, RPF and SWC star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Whatever it was I did, I deny I did it. Unless you're referring to that, then yes, I definitely did that. But not this. Or them. Maybe her, I was inebriated at the time, so I cannot remember. Definitely not him. Oh no, wait, I did. My mistake.

    But, clearly, I don't know a lot of what I'm doing, so I should be forgiven.
     
    Sinrebirth , Jan 20, 2013
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  18. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Neither do I. They all had it coming and only I know where the bodies are buried.
     
    Darth_Invidious, Jan 20, 2013
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  19. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    I didn't think I would be caught.
     
    Frank T., Jan 20, 2013
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  20. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    I demand trial by combat.
     
    timmoishere, Jan 20, 2013
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  21. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    I porn bombed LACWAC (I'm required to tell you this as a condition of my reinstatement). They were asking for it. Hilariously, the foolish moderators have allowed me to return. Like all sex offenders, I'm just going to do it again.
    [​IMG]
     
    CT-867-5309, Jan 20, 2013
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  22. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    There must be some confusion, I thought I was here on the jury.
     
    Rosslcopter, Jan 20, 2013
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  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Join us, ophelia, you have known to to disagree with the mods before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, ophelia, take it! Join us!
     
    DantheJedi, Jan 20, 2013
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  24. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Mod-Emperor of the EUC, Lit, RPF and SWC star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    This thread is a crime.
     
    Sinrebirth , Jan 20, 2013
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  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    JCC Alphabet?! NOOOOOO! Umm so A, F, K, and W? Here goes nothing:
    Arlol
    Free Darth Boy
    Killing Mod Favorites
    Wallyworld

    That was much harder than I thought. I probably did it wrong.
     
    I Are The Internets, Jan 20, 2013
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