JCC Justify your crimes here

Discussion in 'Community' started by ophelia, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Bender666 Jedi Master

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    Oct 30, 2012
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    I can tell he's missing the melon. I'm missing about an ounce of blood.
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  2. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    D_G, I am most grieved to hear that you may be a giant corporation. How do you fit in your house? Anyway, it doesn't matter, because you are CONDEMNED!!

    You are hereby sentenced to say something unironically cheerful about the Episode VII forum.
  3. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    Nov 8, 2012
    star 4
    I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy.
  4. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Aug 16, 2002
    star 10
    Oh boy, I hope most of their ideas come to fruition!


    ...This is harder than I thought.
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Jan 19, 2013
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  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  6. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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  7. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Narutakikun: Oh, that's what they all say! CONDEMNED!!

    Find the Stupidest Thing on the Internet. No fair using politics, religious debates, or the JCC itself. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    jp: You're not even trying. CONDEMNED!!

    You must now dredge up the best thread of 2002. Go!!

    EDIT:

    @Obi-Zahn Kenobi Much better excuse. Still, however, you ARE . . . . CONDEMNED!!

    Write a cinquain about humanae vitae. Any form will do.
    Last edited by ophelia, Jan 20, 2013
  8. solojones Chosen One

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    This isn't my punishment, I just wanted to post this
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  9. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Mar 15, 2004
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    Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I...hated her, soo much. It-it, the f...it. Fla. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing. Breathle-Heaving breaths.
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  10. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    EmpireForever, you FIEND! You are thrice-times CONDEMNED!! In Yvette's memory, post a YouTube video of a squirrel doing something adorable.
  11. EmpireForever Chosen One

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  12. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Aug 23, 1999
    star 7
    Love
    creates, unites,
    but shall we split the twain?
    And thus shall marriage, family die,
    and love.
    Last edited by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 20, 2013
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  13. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    It is really a crime if no one knows what I did and no one was hurt?
  14. Jensaarai1219 Force Ghost

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    Dec 8, 2006
    star 4
    I was under the imperius curse.
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  15. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  16. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    May 25, 2001
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    I've been staking out Cor's house for a home invasion/burglary. My justification is that it will make his thread better reading.
  17. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    Whatever it was I did, I deny I did it. Unless you're referring to that, then yes, I definitely did that. But not this. Or them. Maybe her, I was inebriated at the time, so I cannot remember. Definitely not him. Oh no, wait, I did. My mistake.

    But, clearly, I don't know a lot of what I'm doing, so I should be forgiven.
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  18. Darth_Invidious Chosen One

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    Jun 21, 1999
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    Neither do I. They all had it coming and only I know where the bodies are buried.
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  19. Frank T. Force Ghost

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    Sep 2, 2012
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    I didn't think I would be caught.
  20. timmoishere Chosen One

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    Jun 2, 2007
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    I demand trial by combat.
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  21. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Jan 5, 2011
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    I porn bombed LACWAC (I'm required to tell you this as a condition of my reinstatement). They were asking for it. Hilariously, the foolish moderators have allowed me to return. Like all sex offenders, I'm just going to do it again.
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  22. Rosslcopter Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 2, 2012
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    There must be some confusion, I thought I was here on the jury.
  23. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Join us, ophelia, you have known to to disagree with the mods before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, ophelia, take it! Join us!
  24. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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    This thread is a crime.
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  25. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Nov 20, 2012
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    JCC Alphabet?! NOOOOOO! Umm so A, F, K, and W? Here goes nothing:
    Arlol
    Free Darth Boy
    Killing Mod Favorites
    Wallyworld

    That was much harder than I thought. I probably did it wrong.