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Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Oct 30, 2012



    I can tell he's missing the melon. I'm missing about an ounce of blood.
     
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  2. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    D_G, I am most grieved to hear that you may be a giant corporation. How do you fit in your house? Anyway, it doesn't matter, because you are CONDEMNED!!

    You are hereby sentenced to say something unironically cheerful about the Episode VII forum.
     
  3. Narutakikun

    Narutakikun Jedi Knight star 4

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    Nov 8, 2012
    I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy.
     
  4. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Oh boy, I hope most of their ideas come to fruition!


    ...This is harder than I thought.
     
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  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dec 14, 2000
    It wasn't me.
     
  6. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    The Pope made me do it.
     
  7. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Narutakikun: Oh, that's what they all say! CONDEMNED!!

    Find the Stupidest Thing on the Internet. No fair using politics, religious debates, or the JCC itself. That's like shooting fish in a barrel.

    jp: You're not even trying. CONDEMNED!!

    You must now dredge up the best thread of 2002. Go!!

    EDIT:

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Much better excuse. Still, however, you ARE . . . . CONDEMNED!!

    Write a cinquain about humanae vitae. Any form will do.
     
  8. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Sep 27, 2000
    This isn't my punishment, I just wanted to post this
    [​IMG]
     
  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I...hated her, soo much. It-it, the f...it. Fla. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing. Breathle-Heaving breaths.
     
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  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    EmpireForever, you FIEND! You are thrice-times CONDEMNED!! In Yvette's memory, post a YouTube video of a squirrel doing something adorable.
     
  11. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
  12. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Aug 23, 1999
    Love
    creates, unites,
    but shall we split the twain?
    And thus shall marriage, family die,
    and love.
     
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  13. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    It is really a crime if no one knows what I did and no one was hurt?
     
  14. Jensaarai1219

    Jensaarai1219 Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 8, 2006
    I was under the imperius curse.
     
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  15. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    Satan made me do it.
     
  16. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    I've been staking out Cor's house for a home invasion/burglary. My justification is that it will make his thread better reading.
     
  17. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 15, 2004
    Whatever it was I did, I deny I did it. Unless you're referring to that, then yes, I definitely did that. But not this. Or them. Maybe her, I was inebriated at the time, so I cannot remember. Definitely not him. Oh no, wait, I did. My mistake.

    But, clearly, I don't know a lot of what I'm doing, so I should be forgiven.
     
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  18. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Jun 21, 1999
    Neither do I. They all had it coming and only I know where the bodies are buried.
     
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  19. Frank T.

    Frank T. Force Ghost star 6

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    Sep 2, 2012
    I didn't think I would be caught.
     
  20. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
    I demand trial by combat.
     
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  21. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Jan 5, 2011
    I porn bombed LACWAC (I'm required to tell you this as a condition of my reinstatement). They were asking for it. Hilariously, the foolish moderators have allowed me to return. Like all sex offenders, I'm just going to do it again.
    [​IMG]
     
  22. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
    There must be some confusion, I thought I was here on the jury.
     
  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    Join us, ophelia, you have known to to disagree with the mods before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, ophelia, take it! Join us!
     
  24. Sinrebirth

    Sinrebirth Immortal Mod-King of the EUC, RPF and SWC star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 15, 2004
    This thread is a crime.
     
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  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    JCC Alphabet?! NOOOOOO! Umm so A, F, K, and W? Here goes nothing:
    Arlol
    Free Darth Boy
    Killing Mod Favorites
    Wallyworld

    That was much harder than I thought. I probably did it wrong.