FF:NSW Keef's Koffee Shop

Oh, so that's it - everyone's been waiting for the sucker who post 1999 so that can be the 2k poster.

Fine.


Here's your reward drink, I hope you choke on it!


Have a nice day!

 

Do I get a 2002nd customer freebie?

 

a soy milkshake please... CHOCOLATE!

 

Choco-soy milkshake for KLR and an empty glass for Paul.

 

YAY! I got post 2005, which is very good for this year

 

Does the Empty glass have the Keef's Koffee Shop logo on it?

Could make some bucks on Ebay!

 

*throws milkshake all over Ki*

 

That's more milkshake than Keith gave me.

 

My god, one minute it's dead quiet, next minute there's a food fight. I can't keep up with this place !!

* saunters off to find a mop *

 

Right, found the mop...... now, where have all the people gone.

Dammit, I can't keep up with you kids - you're so fickle !!

 

My ice water isn't cold enough!

 

We're not fickle we're just busy!!

I'll have a double of anything strong, please?

Got to celebrate!

 

Keef, got a Boost Juice equivilent?

Im feeeling really K'Oed

 

Here we go, liquid nitrogen for slavey, a Double Dean Lukin for Mr Mauls and an apple with a straw in it for Scoot.

 

Have you any rum?

 

Yo ho ho, here you go.

But, that's under the counter okay - I don't have my official liquor license as yet.....

 

What? No one drinks coffee any more ??

In view of my recent decision to go to Weight Watchers, Keef's Koffee Shop will now carry a range of low-fat, low-sugar, low-carbs, low-points, low-taste beverages and cakes that no one will buy.

Hmmmm.....

 

Can I have a low Carb Keef's Scrumdiddlyumpious Bar?

 

Er, yes. I'm sorry, we stopped making them. It turned out that to be able to fit the name on the bar, it was so long that it was no longer healthy.....

Sorry.

 

Man you shoulda made it like those Pizzas in Back to the future, tiny and then microwaveable to make them huge.

Oh well....Ill just have a low carb apple?

 

Gives Scoot a low crab apple.


Ooops, sorry, I have a typing impediment.

 

Oh, I see, it's more poor attempts at humour that keeps people away.....

 

We aren't paying you to humour us


Glass of Milk! Now!

 

* leads Daisy the cow in and places a glass on the counter *

Well, if you're going to be rude - get it yourself.

(If you notice that the cow is wearing a leotard, it's becuase the milk if 97% fat free....)

 

Looks like SOMEONE is on a health kick! But good onya! I've put on weight since I've gotten to London, it's very scary, maybe I need to go on Weight Weighters, or maybe even Fat Fighters *wonders if anyone will get the joke*

Can I have todays special please?