Kent Balti Masala

Discussion in 'Kent UK' started by Darth_MacDaddy, Nov 11, 2003.

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  1. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    If your disgruntled with KFC, come here all are welcome.
  2. G_Lucas_8_my_hamster Jedi Master

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    Aug 6, 2002
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    BAH! I got the shoites that last time I ate at one of yer joints! [face_plain]
  3. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    Thats because it was you :p

    Chef's Special!!!
  4. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    Did someone mention free food? :p
  5. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    Certainly Madame, take a seat I will bring Poppadums over. Can I get you a drink?
  6. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    **takes a seat**

    Why thank you, a southern comfort and lemonade please :D
  7. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    Right away!

    *Gets drinks and returns to table*

    Southern Comfort and Lemonade.

    Heres the menu, give a shout when you want to order.
  8. DarthArsenal6 Force Ghost

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    Oct 16, 2001
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    ...and he's gonna cook us a gooood curry ? :D :D

    :p

    I want Tandooori Chicken Juldee Juldee *claps hand*
  9. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    I'll have a Chicken Tikka Masala please :D

    **sips drink**
  10. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    No problem. Boiled rice pilau rice, naan breads or chapatis?
  11. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    pilau rice and keema naan bread please :D
  12. a_smelly_tramp Jedi Padawan

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    omg this dump is smellier and dirtier than my cardboard box. and they have FIVE and SIX year old children working for them in the kitchen. and notice there aint a dog, cat or bird within a mile of this dump?
  13. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    *Trundles off into kitchen with order*

    ~10 minutes or so passes~

    *Brings out Chicken Tikka Masala with pilau rice and keema naan, and a Tandoori Chicken Juldee Juldee for DA6 (strange lad!)*

    Enjoy your meal :D

    Oh and if GL8MH comes in, just ignore him you'll enjoy your curry much more!! ;)


    EDIT: Ahh that'll be him now, just dressed as a smelly old tramp :p

    Sorry Sir, we don't have any scraps yet, come back about 11.30.

    *Pushes the tramp out the door!*
  14. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh]

    Thanks I am sure we shall ;)
  15. a_smelly_tramp Jedi Padawan

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    //RUNS BACK IN

    I have a right to be here!

    //PEES IN THE CORNER
  16. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    *Calls Police to get the tramp arrested*


    *Police arrive (i/2 an hour late!!) and arrest the tramp*


    Is everything ok Madame?
  17. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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  18. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    Another drink perhaps, I'm a dab hand at cocktails (No rude jokes please!)
  19. a_smelly_tramp Jedi Padawan

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    // AFTER BEING RELEASED BY POLICE

    People! This place encourages child labour. Boycott it now.

    //PEES IN EVERYBODIES FOOD
  20. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    lol

    I'll have sex on the beach please ;)

    And please kill the tramp while you're at it :p
  21. Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Master

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    I'll have sex on the beach please

    [face_blush] Coming up! (OMG the innuedos!!!)

    And please kill the tramp while you're at it

    Good idea, and we can put him in the cur.... err I mean phone the undertakers *Looks around shifterly*... yes the undertakers!
  22. AmberStarbright Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm terrible [face_mischief]

    LOL err yeah sure I'll find a phone book and do that! :D
  23. darth-dom Jedi Master

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    You know, I'd be tempted to eat at this place, but the foul smell put me off, and the tramp is staring at me, and I feel nervous....But hey, its free! :D
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