Right away! *Gets drinks and returns to table* Southern Comfort and Lemonade. Heres the menu, give a shout when you want to order.
omg this dump is smellier and dirtier than my cardboard box. and they have FIVE and SIX year old children working for them in the kitchen. and notice there aint a dog, cat or bird within a mile of this dump?
*Trundles off into kitchen with order* ~10 minutes or so passes~ *Brings out Chicken Tikka Masala with pilau rice and keema naan, and a Tandoori Chicken Juldee Juldee for DA6 (strange lad!)* Enjoy your meal Oh and if GL8MH comes in, just ignore him you'll enjoy your curry much more!! EDIT: Ahh that'll be him now, just dressed as a smelly old tramp Sorry Sir, we don't have any scraps yet, come back about 11.30. *Pushes the tramp out the door!*
*Calls Police to get the tramp arrested* *Police arrive (i/2 an hour late!!) and arrest the tramp* Is everything ok Madame?
// AFTER BEING RELEASED BY POLICE People! This place encourages child labour. Boycott it now. //PEES IN EVERYBODIES FOOD
I'll have sex on the beach please Coming up! (OMG the innuedos!!!) And please kill the tramp while you're at it Good idea, and we can put him in the cur.... err I mean phone the undertakers *Looks around shifterly*... yes the undertakers!
You know, I'd be tempted to eat at this place, but the foul smell put me off, and the tramp is staring at me, and I feel nervous....But hey, its free!