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Kent Balti Masala

Discussion in 'Kent UK' started by Darth_MacDaddy, Nov 11, 2003.

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  1. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If your disgruntled with KFC, come here all are welcome.
     
  2. G_Lucas_8_my_hamster

    G_Lucas_8_my_hamster Jedi Padawan star 4

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    BAH! I got the shoites that last time I ate at one of yer joints! [face_plain]
     
  3. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thats because it was you :p

    Chef's Special!!!
     
  4. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    Did someone mention free food? :p
     
  5. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Certainly Madame, take a seat I will bring Poppadums over. Can I get you a drink?
     
  6. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    **takes a seat**

    Why thank you, a southern comfort and lemonade please :D
     
  7. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Right away!

    *Gets drinks and returns to table*

    Southern Comfort and Lemonade.

    Heres the menu, give a shout when you want to order.
     
  8. DarthArsenal6

    DarthArsenal6 Jedi Master star 5

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    ...and he's gonna cook us a gooood curry ? :D :D

    :p

    I want Tandooori Chicken Juldee Juldee *claps hand*
     
  9. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    I'll have a Chicken Tikka Masala please :D

    **sips drink**
     
  10. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No problem. Boiled rice pilau rice, naan breads or chapatis?
     
  11. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    pilau rice and keema naan bread please :D
     
  12. a_smelly_tramp

    a_smelly_tramp Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 12, 2003
    omg this dump is smellier and dirtier than my cardboard box. and they have FIVE and SIX year old children working for them in the kitchen. and notice there aint a dog, cat or bird within a mile of this dump?
     
  13. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Trundles off into kitchen with order*

    ~10 minutes or so passes~

    *Brings out Chicken Tikka Masala with pilau rice and keema naan, and a Tandoori Chicken Juldee Juldee for DA6 (strange lad!)*

    Enjoy your meal :D

    Oh and if GL8MH comes in, just ignore him you'll enjoy your curry much more!! ;)


    EDIT: Ahh that'll be him now, just dressed as a smelly old tramp :p

    Sorry Sir, we don't have any scraps yet, come back about 11.30.

    *Pushes the tramp out the door!*
     
  14. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    [face_laugh]

    Thanks I am sure we shall ;)
     
  15. a_smelly_tramp

    a_smelly_tramp Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 12, 2003
    //RUNS BACK IN

    I have a right to be here!

    //PEES IN THE CORNER
     
  16. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Calls Police to get the tramp arrested*


    *Police arrive (i/2 an hour late!!) and arrest the tramp*


    Is everything ok Madame?
     
  17. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    It is now, thank you :D
     
  18. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Another drink perhaps, I'm a dab hand at cocktails (No rude jokes please!)
     
  19. a_smelly_tramp

    a_smelly_tramp Jedi Youngling

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    // AFTER BEING RELEASED BY POLICE

    People! This place encourages child labour. Boycott it now.

    //PEES IN EVERYBODIES FOOD
     
  20. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    Dec 20, 2002
    lol

    I'll have sex on the beach please ;)

    And please kill the tramp while you're at it :p
     
  21. Darth_MacDaddy

    Darth_MacDaddy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'll have sex on the beach please

    [face_blush] Coming up! (OMG the innuedos!!!)

    And please kill the tramp while you're at it

    Good idea, and we can put him in the cur.... err I mean phone the undertakers *Looks around shifterly*... yes the undertakers!
     
  22. AmberStarbright

    AmberStarbright Jedi Knight star 7

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    I'm terrible [face_mischief]

    LOL err yeah sure I'll find a phone book and do that! :D
     
  23. darth-dom

    darth-dom Jedi Master star 4

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    You know, I'd be tempted to eat at this place, but the foul smell put me off, and the tramp is staring at me, and I feel nervous....But hey, its free! :D
     
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