Kill Thrawn! Kill Mara! Kill All Imperials! (Execution Challenge)

just wondering in a battel for who is more evil who would win this match. I personaly see them as worthy advasaries. Both are cunning, crule and phisicaly febel

 

Mr. Burns, he sang about skinning puppies.

To the tune of 'be my guest'

..but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

 

I think the real question should be who would win, Smithes or Vader? We all know that Burns and the Emporer rarely do their own dirty work. Burns and the Emporer would just get Smithers and Vader to fight, and we all know who would win.

 

Definately Mr Burns. Maybe for just one reason. The Emperor is dead, he is not. Palpatine's loyal servent killed him, Smithers would never in a thousand years hurt Mr. Burns. And as I've said before, its not a super hero or super villain without a great sidekick.

 

Ok, in just comparing the Emporer and Burns, Burns is definitly more evil. After all, who esle would literally try to steal candy from a baby, or polute a river and create three eyed fish, or create little Lisa Slurry. But I bet the Empore didn't have a soft spot like Burns' bear bobo.

 

No, I just don't see the Emperor walking around caring a teddy bear named Bobo. It's not something I can picture.

I think Vader could win (in going with the Vader vs. Smithers battle) because of the obvious reasons(strength, talent, the Force), but I don't think he would ever get that close to Smithers. He would be too afraid that Smithers might make a move on him or worse.

jedigirl

 

Yes Burns is definitely more evil. He even used the Imperial March in one episode. Now, who would win in a fight between Jar Jar Binks and Poochie the Dog?

 

Poochi would win because he would get itchy and scrathchy to come from behind and put TNT in Jar Jar's ears. Either that or Jar Jar would die from hearing Poochie's rap theme.

 

No disrespect to evil'ol Palpy but Mr Burns would win hands down...
Release the hounds
and if those don?t work he'll let out the most horrid of superweapons the robotic Richards Simmons! Monty Python said it best Run away...Run away

 

Namsisparift-
What kind of question is that? Solo v. Homer. What I would really like to know is who has more wrinkles, Yoda or Hans Mole Man?

 

Excellent!

 

The power plant would definitely win, because whatever the Death Star Threw at it would be reduced to the size of "no bigger than a poodle's head" just like the comett. Remember all the pollution ate away at the comett. All that radioactivity would probably form sometype of deflective shield and save Springfield once again.

 

Does anybody think Vader could have a thing for Palpy, the way Smithers does for Mr. Burns?

 

No. But even if he did he wouldn't be as devoted a Smithers. Afterall, Vader did kill Palpy. Smithers would never do that.

 

Don't forget:

Grandpa Simpson= Qui-Gon Jinn
Smithers= C-3PO
Ralph= R2-D2
Martin= Yoda



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Or maybe:

Superintendant Chalmers=Qui-Gon Jinn (if Skinner is Obi-Wan)
People at the folks home=Jedi Council
Wiggum and the cops=Stormtroopers
Bleeding Gums Murphy=Figrin D'an, band member
Maggie=mouse droid
Krusty the Clown=Jabba the Hutt
Sideshow Mel=Bib Fortuna
Sideshow Bob=Rancor (both are in jail and "related" to Krusty/Jabba)
Comic book guy=GL narating the story

 

I just drew a picture of Mr. Burns as the Emperor. It's not half bad, I'd post it on here, but I don't have a scanner. I also drew Nelson as Boba Fett, but it's not as good as the Mr. Burns/Palpitine picture. Good suggestions Lance Starjumper, and Wyodea! They need to make a Star Wars oriented episode (kinda like that one where the people played Bible character)of the Simpsons.


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What about Jacen, Jaina and Anakin Solo against Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson?

 

How about Namsis Parift VS Ralph Wiggum in a spelling contest???

 

I have an awesomely funny Simpsons/SW pic if you would be so kind as to explain the process of putting pictures...

What about the rugrats/SW?

Phil=Luke
Lil=Leia
Tommy=Han
Suzy=Obi-Wan
Angelica=Darth Vader
Chuckie=C-3PO
Dil=R2-D2

 

Master Lurker, I hope you're happy now!

Forget the old thread "Triple Dog Dare". Starting over.

Yes! Yes! Welcome! Welcome Rebel Sympathizers!

Hate the Hero's of the Galactic Empire? Don't hate them but wish you could kill them all? Wish to be rewarded for kiling them? Fear not, for this Thread will solve all those problems.

I, Ste'hue'stam, challenge you to take your pen/pencil/keyboard and write the most horrible, humilating, painful execution you can think of for any of the Imperials.

Yes, you can kill:
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Grand Admiral Tignellius
Grand Admiral Zaarin
Other Grand Admiral's (See Chronology Book)
Warlord Zsinj
Warlord Teradoc
Warlord Harrsk
Admiral Daala
Qui Xux
Emperor's Hand Mara Jade
Admiral Pellaeon
Moff Disra
Captain Ardis (Pellaeon's Captain)
Davin Felth [sp?]
Sate Pestage
Reborn Emperor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine
Lord Darth Vader
Bevel Lemlisk
General Veers
Admiral Piett
Admiral Ozzel
Captain Needa
Kirtan Loor
Ysanne Isard
Royal Guards
Stormtroopers
Speeder Bike Troopers
Noghri Death Commandos
Defected Imperials
Admiral Parck
General Baron Soontir Fel
Colonel Jagged Fel
Stent
Dreel

And many others that I have not named. They must be or have been Imperials of the Galactic Empire.

I will reward the author of the best Imperial Execution story with:

The Title: Executioner of the Month

2,000,000 Republic Credits/Ignots/Imperial Credits cool.gif

A Tickle Me Borsk Fel'lya with Knife to stab your frustration out on him for his stupidity in NJO. :grin:

A lifetime supply of Ithorian Tree Pollen to stop any Yuuzahn Vong that dare challenge you. mad.gif


Accept my challenge? I certainly hope so. This thread sure would get lonely.

Further Info:
You can choose any Imperial you want, up to three Imperials in one story. If you wish to kill an Imperial that has already been executed. You may do so. There is no deadline at the moment. Probably never will be, but someone will be rewarded.

Start writing people!

Still have questions? Ask away and I will answer.

Email all complaints to: mailto:gathrawn@mindspring.com">gathrawn@mindspring.com I could use the mail.


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Yes! Qui-Gon Jinn does equal Superintendent Chalmers!

They both have cool powers, idiot apprentices...